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gitrdone
01-28-2012, 11:39 AM
I know everyone out there has a home remedy for the common cold that has been past onto them from generation to generation, so let's hear 'em.

Mine: Have a hot totty, Put Vics on the bottom of your feet then put your socks on before going to bed.

Redfrog
01-28-2012, 11:41 AM
I get Pam to call my mom.:sHa_shakeshout:

pseelk
01-28-2012, 11:44 AM
1 bottle of cherry whiskey:sHa_shakeshout:

Dick284
01-28-2012, 11:45 AM
Rest, lots of fluids, and more rest.

sikwhiskey
01-28-2012, 11:45 AM
Fresh Aloevera guts cut right from the plant, frozen strawberries and grape juice, blend, drink 2-4hrs before bed.

Peterupnorth
01-28-2012, 11:52 AM
Fresh Aloevera guts cut right from the plant, frozen strawberries and grape juice, blend, drink 2-4hrs before bed.

WOW...gotta try that! Sounds a heckuvalot better than Oil of Oregano.

If oil of Oregano don't kill the bug, then I just whine constantly like a little kid and drive my wife nuts. I hate "sick".

Twisted Canuck
01-28-2012, 12:05 PM
Cayenne tea, not for the faint of heart.....start with a large cup of earl grey or other black tea, stir in a teaspoon of honey, good dose of lemon juice, a couple ounces of rum/whisky, and then, stir in a teaspoon of cayenne pepper, the fresher and hotter the better. Hold your nose, tip it back in as few 'gulps' as you can, and go retire under a thick blanket. You will sweat. Trust me.

It works really well though. Don't do this if you have a sensitive stomach, it is quite painful and could harm you.

Badgerbadger
01-28-2012, 01:00 PM
I rely heavily on my antibodies and white blood cells to take care of rhinovirii.

:sleep-043:

thunderheart
01-28-2012, 01:10 PM
I get Pam to call my mom.:sHa_shakeshout:


OMG you are demented .. i think i like you lol

COLD FX number1 ole son

Guy on a Buffalo
01-28-2012, 01:19 PM
Cayenne tea, not for the faint of heart.....start with a large cup of earl grey or other black tea, stir in a teaspoon of honey, good dose of lemon juice, a couple ounces of rum/whisky, and then, stir in a teaspoon of cayenne pepper, the fresher and hotter the better. Hold your nose, tip it back in as few 'gulps' as you can, and go retire under a thick blanket. You will sweat. Trust me.

It works really well though. Don't do this if you have a sensitive stomach, it is quite painful and could harm you.

Yup..it works. Not for the ndp or liberals either!

Buckleys goes down like beer for me...doesn't work anymore. Neocitron is great for drugging you to sleep, but won't help me battle the cold.

Kanonfodder
01-28-2012, 02:11 PM
Green tea and wild honey then goto bed pile as many blankets on as you can handle...crank the heat and sweat it out....in the morning pound back a litre of gatorade or G2 I swear by this....

Rhino81
01-28-2012, 02:32 PM
no matter how terrible you feel, go drink a bottle of whisky. you will wake up with a hangover but your cold will be gone. cant count how many time this worked. dont judge me.

rem338win
01-28-2012, 03:02 PM
Oil of oregano under the tongue, Echinacea, vitamin C.
Hot rum, lemon and honey for the symptoms.

saltwater cowboy
01-28-2012, 05:06 PM
Steam sauna as hot and steamy as you can handle with a few drinks !!!!

sewerrat
01-28-2012, 07:15 PM
a few shots of jeagermeister will cure you in no time.

BIG JIMMY
01-28-2012, 09:57 PM
Play a full game of hockey, work as hard as you can, it helps sweat out the evil. It works very well. Also, a hot shower and some NyQuil so you pass out, and you will be good to go the next morning.
Works like a charm

walleyechaser
01-28-2012, 10:05 PM
no matter how terrible you feel, go drink a bottle of whisky. you will wake up with a hangover but your cold will be gone. cant count how many time this worked. dont judge me.

Its true a good night of hard drinking always gets rid of a cold for me

keeks
01-28-2012, 10:40 PM
Neo citron, 4-5 ounces of dark rum, 1 tablespoon of honey. Lots of blankets and sweat it out.

Don't judge me either pls.:burp:

k

SonnyJ
01-28-2012, 10:42 PM
My wife's chilli...lol:sHa_shakeshout: