Morning Cheer

[Brent_reid]

Received thei Email and thought Id share
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
>> decides to
>> take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
>>
>> take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
>> her book.
>>
>>
>>
>> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
>>
>> the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>>
>> "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that
>>
>> obvious?")
>>
>> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I am
>>
>> sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have
>>
>> all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll
>> have to
>>
>> take you in and write you up."
>>
>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
>>
>> the woman. "But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
>>
>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
>>
>> start at any moment."
>>
>> "Have a nice day, Ma'am", and he left.
>>

[huntsfurfish]

lol

[Pikecrazed]

lol

this