$1,000,000 reward for Bigfoot

[waterhawk]

Olympia beer has offer $1,000,000 to anyone who finds irrefutable evidence of bigfoot.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/olympia-beer-offers-1000000-to-anyone-who-finds-irrefutable-evidence-of-bigfoot-202369311.html

This is the opportunity I have been waiting for to finance my retirement. I am heading to the bush. My grandaughter has told me to be careful because he might be mean. We shall see.

[Classic_Cool]

Olympia beer has offer $1,000,000 to anyone who finds irrefutable evidence of bigfoot.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/olympia-beer-offers-1000000-to-anyone-who-finds-irrefutable-evidence-of-bigfoot-202369311.html

This is the opportunity I have been waiting for to finance my retirement. I am heading to the bush. My grandaughter has told me to be careful because he might be mean. We shall see.

Bring a bullet proof vest. With a million bucks at stake, the lunatic hillbilly fringe will be out in force.

:thinking-006:

[leeaspell]

The million is gonna be mine muahhhhhaaahhhaaa


Btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?

[stuckincity]

....what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?

.460 Weatherby? :thinking-006:

[lannie]

It will be found by someone from here. It has been seen by many from here already on another thread. I wonder if the Sasquatch hunters will remember to bring a camera this time. lol

[Classic_Cool]

I seen him once...

http://www.miss604.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sasqfrontcasehide_right.png

[Fisherpeak]

Bring a bullet proof vest. With a million bucks at stake, the lunatic hillbilly fringe will be out in force.

:thinking-006:

Hey,I know a few hillbilly`s who could pass for a Squatch.I just don`t want to have to take their clothes off after I shoot them and before I bring them in.Squatches don`t wear flannel.

[bruceba]

$25,000.00 a year for fourty years I'd never live long enough to collect it all. Not worth my time if I'm getting under paid. :)

[Pincherguy]

The million is gonna be mine muahhhhhaaahhhaaa


Btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?

good camera with a telephoto lens

[Stinky Buffalo]

Hmmm, now I'm second-guessing buying that ghillie suit! :rolleyes:

[Junglefisher]

Good luck

[bb356]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM0yEdakhIg

[dodgeboy1979]

http://youtu.be/9j5e8NUrkys

[Ken07AOVette]

I seen him once...

http://www.miss604.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sasqfrontcasehide_right.png

Sparky660!!!!

:)

[Selkirk]

http://www.floridabigfoot.com/wp-content/munnsgiganto.jpg


Don't waste your time ... BF was found years ago! He's now retired and living in Florida.

Pic above shows BF spending time with Gus, his next door neighbour.

TF ;)

[Mekanik]

Alas and alack: my feet are only of average size.

[thirty-30]

The million is gonna be mine muahhhhhaaahhhaaa


Btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?

Proton pack.

[Fish along]

Man dies from foot shoved up his butt,,mabey theres a conection here with big foot..possibly a lead,,go get em..

[Classic_Cool]

Actually Bigfoot was killed by Teddy Roosevelt back in 1906. But he died well.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/053/1/7/teddy_roosevelt_vs__bigfoot_by_sharpwriter-d3a72w4.jpg

[purgatory.sv]

the million is gonna be mine muahhhhhaaahhhaaa


btw, what's the best gun for bigfoot hunting?

375h&h

[Hunter1602]

1,000,000 they say...( index finger touching lip )

Challenge accepted..

[winger7mm]

I knew I shoulda pulled the trigger that one time this winter!!! :thinking-006: darn that sucks! I knew I couldnt afford to get him mounted for awhile and didnt want the hair to slip, so let him go. Hopefully I can catch up with him again!! :bad_boys_20:

[trooper]

I knew I shoulda pulled the trigger that one time this winter!!! :thinking-006: darn that sucks! I knew I couldnt afford to get him mounted for awhile and didnt want the hair to slip, so let him go. Hopefully I can catch up with him again!! :bad_boys_20:

Winger, you could a done me a favor... that was my ex!!:sign0161:

[jackrabbit000]

He's having a beer in my basement and watching porn right now. Lol

[Jeron Kahyar]

good camera with a telephoto lens

I believe a prerequisite to this is to smear Vasaline on the lens first or perhaps just break the focus.

[Fish along]

Winger, you could a done me a favor... that was my ex!!:sign0161:

THIS IS TOO FUNNY:sHa_sarcasticlol:

[Selkirk]

http://www.olympiabigfoot.com/images/our_mission_graphic.png


All this talk about using guns and pulling triggers ... silly boys! :sHa_sarcasticlol:

The contest clearly states; "A one million dollar reward to anyone who can ensure the safe capture of Bigfoot." ...

http://www.olympiabigfoot.com/


Put yer guns away an' grab yer nets, boys ... and don't forget to register!

TF ;)

[dodger]

I will bring my buddy in when were done fishing.

http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss185/Dodger1234/P7060011.jpg (http://s574.photobucket.com/user/Dodger1234/media/P7060011.jpg.html)

Dodger.

[75ft Arborist]

^^ Read the fine print.:test:
That’s right you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc, only sugar or sweets to lure him in.
No nets allowed!

Im out sounds like too much work!

[MtnGiant]

FYI....

Did you know that it is ILLEGAL to kill sasquatch in BC?????

True story

[mxer117]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LjO63r0HhjI

[alacringa]

I can picture the conversation now:

"Dude, I got an extra million bucks. What should I do with it?"

"Well, you could get out of this trailer and buy yourself a house."

"Nah. I like it here."

"You could fund the drilling of a thousand wells in third-world countries."

"No way. That's too practical."

"What about taking a vacation to some amazing, exotic location, and spending it on booze an women?"

"Did that last year. I was thinking I could give it to someone what finds me an imaginary critter."

"What, you mean like a mermaid, or a unicorn, or a leprechaun, or a sasquatch or somethin'?"

"Yeah, hey -- that last one sounds good..."

:thinking-006: