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jungleboy
05-10-2014, 11:50 AM
I came across this on kijiji and thought .... wow someones trying hard to make a bad impression
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-construction-trades-resumes/edmonton/attention-all-welders/590740877?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Ryry4
05-10-2014, 11:52 AM
I'm sure his phone is just ringing off the hook with offers. :lol:

OpenRange
05-10-2014, 11:55 AM
I'm thinking of hiring him, I have a septic tank that needs to get pulled out and replaced. Got start somewhere!

Refrmek
05-10-2014, 12:14 PM
He can't be serious

CaberTosser
05-10-2014, 12:16 PM
He can't be serious

Of course he is, he's 21 and he's been at it welding for way too many years :lol:

jungleboy
05-10-2014, 12:20 PM
I especially like the pictures of the welds.

Norman
05-10-2014, 12:22 PM
One good thing, his parents were very smart to get rid of the silent "O" in Doug to make it easier for Dug to spell his own name. I'm surprised Flint would let a gem like him go.

jackrabbit000
05-10-2014, 12:23 PM
What a loser.

IR_mike
05-10-2014, 12:24 PM
I think I called it pretty good in post #10:http://www.outdoorsmenforum.ca/showthread.php?t=218359

Flieguy
05-10-2014, 12:34 PM
Used to know a guy who would post fake resumes along these lines, and even field phone call interviews when he was bored at work.

He'd apply to be a bartender on a cruise ship on the basis that he likes drinking and can flirt with old ladies. Stuff like that.

wolf308
05-10-2014, 12:38 PM
Too funny. No no dug , dig up stupid.

mudbug
05-10-2014, 01:17 PM
Yep would hire him in an instant, as a lab expirement for X-Lax :sHa_sarcasticlol:

Foxton Gundogs
05-10-2014, 01:52 PM
Way to much welding on galvanized with no resperator :thinking-006:

vital shok
05-10-2014, 04:12 PM
Is that a up hand 7018 or what I would hire him in a second love that tie in at the top somebody should hire him for sure we definitely need more oil spills in Alberta I know just the company to hire this guy I'll foward his add to haz mat

Elk Hunter17
05-10-2014, 04:18 PM
Is that a up hand 7018 or what I would hire him in a second love that tie in at the top somebody should hire him for sure we definitely need more oil spills in Alberta I know just the company to hire this guy I'll foward his add to haz mat

Looks like flux core

vital shok
05-10-2014, 05:04 PM
Flux core my bad lol I didn't honestly look that hard lol

pointer
05-10-2014, 05:06 PM
Looks like flux core

Looks like a Dogs breakfast

hunterfisher
05-10-2014, 05:38 PM
He could have been hired for this job and was stuck there for longer then expected.

stevens
05-10-2014, 06:21 PM
if this guy is serious that is really funny the fly rod comment is great. If he is playing a joke pretty good sense of humor made me laugh.

huntinstuff
05-10-2014, 07:06 PM
Way to much welding on galvanized with no resperator :thinking-006:

Naw, he drank lots of milk before so no respirator needed..... Lol

rwm1273
05-10-2014, 08:55 PM
Of course he is, he's 21 and he's been at it welding for way too many years :lol:

Lol. And he needs to pay for the new wife. And the perfect guy to be given the keys to the new company truck. I am sure he will treat it like it is his own pride and joy.

How did we get a generation of losers like this?

CaberTosser
05-10-2014, 09:59 PM
Okay, surely this fellow must have found employment by now, he's got to keep himself in white sunglasses and Affliction T-shirts somehow for Pete's sake!

wolf308
05-10-2014, 10:36 PM
Okay, surely this fellow must have found employment by now, he's got to keep himself in white sunglasses and Affliction T-shirts somehow for Pete's sake!

Haha I was just gonna make a white sunglasses joke then caught your last line when I hit reply. Lol. We've been spotting guys at work or one the way to work and been calling them douchebags. Haha. Somebody email him and be sincere or whatever ..... C'mon c'mon.

Ron J
05-11-2014, 07:23 AM
You guys have got it wrong, this boy is obviously executive timber and should be on his way up the corporate ladder.

elkhunter11
05-11-2014, 08:04 AM
I think that he should apply with the RCMP.:)

Okotokian
05-12-2014, 05:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that ad was written and placed by someone who can't stand Doug. ;)

hayseed
05-12-2014, 05:36 PM
I think I called it pretty good in post #10:http://www.outdoorsmenforum.ca/showthread.php?t=218359

LOL.... that was hilarious..:sHa_shakeshout:

Rebelliousalbertan
05-12-2014, 06:18 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/13/aga3ubys.jpg

chain2
05-12-2014, 08:16 PM
flint-stones...meet the flintstones...WILMAAAA!

IR_mike
05-12-2014, 08:36 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/13/aga3ubys.jpg

The cuts are extending all the way to management?