Ken07AOVette
05-12-2014, 09:31 PM
EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER
Number8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.They can't tell them apart.If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother youfor weeks, months, maybe years.
Number4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in the hospitals,dying of nothing.
Number3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to criticism.
Number2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And TheNumber1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers—What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
... and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age-- It doesn't last that long."
Number8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.They can't tell them apart.If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother youfor weeks, months, maybe years.
Number4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in the hospitals,dying of nothing.
Number3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to criticism.
Number2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And TheNumber1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers—What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
... and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age-- It doesn't last that long."