Nova Scotia bans Breakast Sandwiches

[thirty-30]

Because all that delicious cheese is a road hazard.

http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/main/2014/05/09/new-driving-law-bans-motorists-from-eating-breakfast-sandwiches-in-nova-scotia/



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.... Yes, it's satire. :)

lol, hopefully that got some people going.

[leeaspell]

What's wrong with people these days. When there's no body around you on the highway, you use your two hands to eat your sandwich, and use your knee to keep the steering wheel straight. If there's traffic or a turn, hold the sandwich with one hand out of view of narcs and steer with the other. When traffic clears up, resume knee driving. Don't parents teach there kids these basic driving skills anymore.

[Roughneck12]

That article sounds like satire.

[twofifty]

Some enterprising person in NS was selling special pants for knee driving. There's rubber vulcanized onto the fabric all the way to the knees. Such good traction on the wheel, you can safely swerve in and out of traffic.

Also protects from cheese stains, hot coffee, etc.

[Okotokian]

"This is That" is a satirical program. April 1 everyday. Sorry.

They've done some good ones that have gotten folks going. Quebec lowering drinking age to 14, a maritime province cancelling grade 4, the Calgary Aquarium closing and grilling up the fish....

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/cbc-radio-satirical-show-this-is-that-sparks-as-much-outrage-as-laughs/article583958/

[Taco]

Shoot, them Bluenoser's are pikers when it comes to knee drivin'. The All Prairie record is 701.9Km held by a Regina man on his way to Calgary. Would've made it all the way too if he hadn't dropped his lit Export A into his lap just outside of Strathmore.

[greylynx]

Shoot, them Bluenoser's are pikers when it comes to knee drivin'. The All Prairie record is 701.9Km held by a Regina man on his way to Calgary. Would've made it all the way too if he hadn't dropped his lit Export A into his lap just outside of Strathmore.


Your wrong Taco:

It was a lit Players Plain that he dropped on his lap.

[Matt L.]

The only amusing thing about that show is how gullible people are. They're "stories" are pretty damn obvious.

[Okotokian]

The only amusing thing about that show is how gullible people are. They're "stories" are pretty damn obvious.

Gullibility of the public should surprise no one. :) Exhibit A:

http://www.outdoorsmenforum.ca/showthread.php?t=218786