The 3 word story

[ice]

This is a game.
You have 3 words to continue the story.
I'll start. Edit: no double posting


I went to

[TimeOff]

Revenue Canada for

[norwestalta]

Revenue Canada for

My tax pain

[ice]

They told me

[Hydro1]

They told me
You are screwed.

[ice]

You are screwed.

I told them

[norwestalta]

to shove it

[Badback]

to shove it

You commie liberal

[BBD]

sideways up their

[dumoulin]

sideways up their

I told them...

[Bushrat]

there's a bomb

[Hydro1]

there's a bomb

And you better...

[bubba 96]

And you better...

Run like hell

[dumoulin]

And you better...

flippin' run you...

[Hydro1]

Or I will

[RandyBoBandy]

Or I will

take ONE for

[wildwoods]

Team isis and

[coolpool]

give them some

[wildwoods]

Isn't it funny how these short stories always turn violent? We used to play this game as kids and invariably it would turn to death and destruction. LOL.

As you were

[RandyBoBandy]

give them some
love from Justin

[Sooner]

love from Justin



And his Friend

[Badback]

And his Friend

Ricky from Sunnyvale

[protect]

what your pregnant!!

[Blastoff]

No wife just

[Hydro1]

No wife just

Decided to wear...

[Blastoff]

Decided to wear...

Her matador panties

[Hydro1]

Her matador panties

Which make her..

[Sushi]

Except gas pain

[Hydro1]

Except gas pain

So she keeps....

[protect]

her farts in

[norwestalta]

her farts in

But if they

[Lildog]

But if they

Could bottle them

[wildwoods]

They could create

[recce43]

They could create
a tastey spam

[BBT]

Egg sandwich delight

[Saul Goode]

Oh my god

[Elkaholic338]

Where are my

[Zip]

Where are my

Spandex Yoga pants

[Kanonfodder]

:)
Keep it clean

[Kim473]

Or you will

[Sooner]

Or you will



Go to Camp

[wildwoods]

Wainwright on a

[Elkaholic338]

Schoolbus full of

[norwestalta]

Schoolbus full of

Flatuent cranky females

[Fisherpeak]

Female farts and spandex and yoga pants.Hmmmm,no men left here anymore?:snapoutofit:
Lets try it again.


The fireball was....

[norwestalta]

Female farts and spandex and yoga pants.Hmmmm,no men left here anymore?:snapoutofit:
Lets try it again.


The fireball was....

caused by methane

[Fisherpeak]

caused by methane

from a fat...

You guys are hopeless.:)

[norwestalta]

from a fat...

You guys are hopeless.:)

lady called Pat.

[ORV]

lady called Pat.

husband named bob.

[Hydro1]

husband named bob.

and a dog

[ORV]

and a dog

who went wild

[Bigwoodsman]

who went wild

on a Sasquatch

BW

[wildwoods]

(Who really exists)

[Bigwoodsman]

(Who really exists)

Who's on first

BW

[ORV]

Who's on first

BW

base with pat

[dumoulin]

base with pat

And who's on

[58thecat]

And who's on

top of Pat

[ORV]

top of Pat

it ain,t bob!!!!

[Bigwoodsman]

it ain,t bob!!!!

Is that your

BW

[Hydro1]

Is that your

BW

Ex wife named...

[dumoulin]

Ex wife named...

Precila Sink Hole?

[Badback]

Precila Sink Hole?

Of Holly Grail

[Bigwoodsman]

Of Holly Grail

And the lost

BW

[norwestalta]

And the lost

BW

Days of youth

[Bigwoodsman]

Days of youth

Like a bad

BW

[ORV]

Like a bad

BW

seventys acid flashback

[XFishOwonderX65]

Indian man fishing

[Zip]

seventys acid flashback

with disco balls

[Bigwoodsman]

with disco balls

belt-buckles, boots, and

BW

[ORV]

belt-buckles, boots, and

BW

bell bottom pants

[Elk Chaser]

and logs out

[Bigwoodsman]

and logs out

Three french sawyers

BW

[ORV]

Three french sawyers

BW

during their protest.

[Sooner]

during their protest.



Of forum rules :scared0018:

[Bergerboy]

Of forum rules :scared0018:

that cannot bend

[dumoulin]

that cannot bend

Their minds to...

[Bigwoodsman]

Their minds to...

abide by the

BW

[nelsonob1]

abide by the

BW

overstated nonsense from

[norwestalta]

overstated nonsense from

the fish gummer.

[Badback]

the fish gummer.

And his posse

[norwestalta]

And his posse

of panty sniffers

[freddy27]

With crap stains

[Bigwoodsman]

With crap stains

That some said

BW

[Flanny]

That some said

BW

Looked like jesus.

[Bigwoodsman]

Looked like jesus.

Oh mother of

BW

[Zip]

Looked like jesus.


Riding a Harley

[Badback]

Riding a Harley



With training wheels

[Bigwoodsman]

With training wheels

The wrong way

BW

[Burglecut83]

Plss loaded drunk

[Bigwoodsman]

Plss loaded drunk

While smoking big

BW

[norwestalta]

Plss loaded drunk

down the drag

[nelsonob1]

While smoking big

BW

Air Asia cigars

[Gunslinger257]

In a cloud

[Bigwoodsman]

In a cloud

The shape of

BW

[Badback]

The shape of

BW

A big rainbow

[Bigwoodsman]

A big rainbow

Like a psychedelic

BW

[norwestalta]

Like a psychedelic

BW

Ex-wife from the

[RandyBoBandy]

Ex-wife from the

gates of hell

[Bergerboy]

gates of hell

Cashing my cheque

[TimeOff]

Cashing my cheque

to spend on

[bubba 96]

Black dodge dually

[Hydro1]

Black dodge dually

With pool noodles

[bubba 96]

With pool noodles

Shooting out window

[blackpheasant]

Shooting out window

we killed three

[coy coyote]

we killed three

Hairless pink monkeys

[bb356]

Hairless pink monkeys

... with big long

[Kim473]

... with big long

Tails, in a

[edmhunter]

nott and then

[thunderheart]

nott and then

smoked another big

[ORV]

smoked another big

roast of moose

[Bigwoodsman]

roast of moose

with tatters and

BW

[Zip]

with tatters and

BW

crawfish body parts

[Bigwoodsman]

crawfish body parts

gravy, gritts, and

BW

[edmhunter]

Emeril Lagasse's wife

[ORV]

Emeril Lagasse's wife

who said BAM!

[edmhunter]

while the neibour

[Bigwoodsman]

while the neibour

put used cooking

BW

[ORV]

put used cooking

BW

oil on bob

[edmhunter]

who grinned and

[Elkaholic338]

picked up his

[whitetail wheeler]

x-box one controller

[SKSniper]

x-box one controller

But then remembered

[edmhunter]

he had too

[north american hunter]

he had too

Take a pee

[whitetail wheeler]

but his hands

[ORV]

..

[Bigwoodsman]

but his hands

were cold chapped

BW

[edmhunter]

and tired of

[RandyBoBandy]

and tired of

doom and gloom

[Zip]

doom and gloom

So moving forward

[Weedy1]

I realized I

[Badback]

I realized I

Loved cooking pasta

[Bergerboy]

in wool socks

[Hydro1]

in wool socks

And my fuzzy

[coy coyote]

And my fuzzy

Furry nut huggers

[bb356]

Furry nut huggers

with soft velvet

[Hydro1]

with soft velvet

Gloves that match

[bb356]

Gloves that match

the warm brown

[edmhunter]

coffee stain on

[Hydro1]

coffee stain on

His white t - shirt

[bb356]

His white t - shirt

with pink soft

[Talking moose]

with pink soft

Belly button lint

[edmhunter]

That annoyed his

[Talking moose]

That annoyed his

Slightly enlarged hemroids

[edmhunter]

he applied PreparationH

[Talking moose]

he applied PreparationH

All over redfrog

[BBD]

All over redfrog

In Mom's basement

[Bigwoodsman]

In Mom's basement

Meanwhile back at

BW

[Zip]

Meanwhile back at

BW

the horseshoe tournament

[edmhunter]

while winning we

[Zip]

while winning we

realized how good

[edmhunter]

kicking opponents butts

[RandyBoBandy]

kicking opponents butts

makes us feel

[Lildog]

makes us feel

Even with 'roids

[edmhunter]

that MooseTalker suffers

[nelsonob1]

that MooseTalker suffers

but the lubricant

[bb356]

but the lubricant

jar was empty ...

[bubba 96]

jar was empty ...

So he tried

[Gunslinger257]

Going to Mexico

[Bigwoodsman]

For some hot

[Zip]

Going to Mexico

in the hope

[Bigwoodsman]

in the hope

Of finding his

BW

[edmhunter]

high school sweetheart

[Zip]

high school sweetheart

doing cartwheels on

[Bigwoodsman]

doing cartwheels on

A three-legged donkey.

BW

[Gunslinger257]

So she can

[BBD]

So she can

lube his hemorrhoids

[Bigwoodsman]

lube his hemorrhoids

With jalepeno infused

BW

[edmhunter]

habanero peppers and

[Bigwoodsman]

habanero peppers and

Jose quervo antiseptic

BW

[RandyBoBandy]

Jose quervo antiseptic

BW

all stuffed into

[Gunslinger257]

One tasty treat

[Bigwoodsman]

One tasty treat

That was shoved

BW

[norwestalta]

That was shoved

BW

So far up

[Hydro1]

So far up

His nose that

[Bigwoodsman]

One tasty treat

His nose that

That if he

BW

[norwestalta]

That if he

BW

Sneezed, snot bubbles

[coy coyote]

Sneezed, snot bubbles

All over her

[Hydro1]

All over her

Keyboard while typing

[Gunslinger257]

Her fingers would

[Bergerboy]

Her fingers would

find home base

[score]

find home base

at any cost

[Lildog]

at any cost

Even if it

[edmhunter]

upset her lesbian

[HalfBreed]

pant selection sensibilities

[Lildog]

pant selection sensibilities

Forsaking spandex for

[Sooner]

Forsaking spandex for



a yellow poka

[bb356]

a yellow poka

dot string bikini ...

[norwestalta]

dot string bikini ...

Made of dental

[edmhunter]

Tape and celephane

[Bigwoodsman]

Tape and celephane

While chasing after

BW

[SKSniper]

While chasing after

BW

Freddy the sheep

[Bigwoodsman]

Freddy the sheep

Wearing rubber boots!

[HalfBreed]

Wearing rubber boots!

and velcro gloves

[edmhunter]

because he didn't

[RandyBoBandy]

because he didn't

have anymore of

[Zip]

have anymore of

Axe Deodorant Spray

[Gunslinger257]

So instead he

[edmhunter]

disguised himself and

[Lildog]

disguised himself and

Brayed donkey like

[Bigwoodsman]

Brayed donkey like

He never did

BW

[Lildog]

He never did

BW

Love his father

[edmhunter]

because the idiot

[norwestalta]

Who was a ass

[edmhunter]

without class believed

[bb356]

without class believed

cheez whiz was ...

[norwestalta]

cheez whiz was ...

A edible lubricant

[Gunslinger257]

His only hope

[bb356]

His only hope

was to spread

[u_cant_rope_the_wind]

turpentine up her

[norwestalta]

was to spread

The sheep's wool

[thunderheart]

The sheep's wool

with peanut butter

[bb356]

with peanut butter

and thick rich

[Lildog]

and thick rich

Americans from Florida

[Mayhem]

Americans from Florida

who couldn't resist

[Elk Chaser]

turpentine up her

hairy thigh and

[norwestalta]

who couldn't resist

Loving the sheep

[edmhunter]

especially deep fried

[bb356]

especially deep fried

in bacon fat

[Elk Chaser]

in bacon fat

and pickled garlic

[u_cant_rope_the_wind]

battered in wiskey

[bb356]

battered in wiskey

and cracker crumb's

[RandyBoBandy]

and cracker crumb's

on the bedsheets

[Bigwoodsman]

on the bedsheets

While looking for

[Mayhem]

While looking for

his secret stash

[RandyBoBandy]

his secret stash

of blue steel

[Bigwoodsman]

of blue steel

Long johns, wool-socks and

BW

[norwestalta]

Long johns, wool-socks and

BW

A cougar trap

[Bigwoodsman]

A cougar trap

Better to catch

[RandyBoBandy]

A cougar trap

for enticing young

[norwestalta]

Better to catch

Them naked as

[edmhunter]

Gypsy Rose Lee

[blackpheasant]

Gypsy Rose Lee

Grabbed for her

[Bigwoodsman]

Grabbed for her

Thong, bra, and

BW

[edmhunter]

private parts then

[u_cant_rope_the_wind]

kreoline and sharp

[norwestalta]

kreoline and sharp

With kwelda formula

[Lildog]

With kwelda formula

Oh my goodness.

[RandyBoBandy]

Oh my goodness.

as she stared

[edmhunter]

in disbelief then

[bb356]

in disbelief then

billy bob thornton

[edmhunter]

bragged Angelina Jolie

[norwestalta]

bragged Angelina Jolie

Gave her crabs

[edmhunter]

although not surprized

[blackpheasant]

Gave her crabs

to Tom Sellick

[bb356]

to Tom Sellick

and kermit the frog

[norwestalta]

and kermit the frog

The were itchy

[Bigwoodsman]

The were itchy

Little buggers that

BW

[norwestalta]

Little buggers that

BW

Bite and crawl

[RandyBoBandy]

Bite and crawl

causing bleeding from