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Redfrog
02-16-2015, 08:54 AM
I missed the show on Valentine's day, but here's the report from the coffee shop.

Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench
outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one,
Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun
anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that
stupid,
boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried
flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then,
completely
naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of
the
flower show.



Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling
Connie
came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked Evelyn.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement...!''



Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly! Love
truly,
Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile!

blackpowderrlw
02-16-2015, 09:07 AM
how much snow on the flowers at bodo ?

Battle Rat
02-16-2015, 09:08 AM
Good one.

Redfrog
02-16-2015, 09:31 AM
how much snow on the flowers at bodo ?

I only have about 8 inches. But it is hard. I guess the wind and cold temps on Friday froze the drifts. Last week it was nearly cleared off. It's tough walking. If I was perhaps a wee bit lighter I could stay on top.

waterninja
02-16-2015, 09:34 AM
I only have about 8 inches. But it is hard. I guess the wind and cold temps on Friday froze the drifts. Last week it was nearly cleared off. It's tough walking. If I was perhaps a wee bit lighter I could stay on top.
I see what you did there. LOL

roper1
02-16-2015, 01:59 PM
Only in Bodo:)