Twisted Canuck
02-17-2015, 07:43 PM
I read this today, and had a great laugh....I altered it to make it more correct for Canadians, hence it transpires in Newfoundland....
The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an English Harbour man answered his door to find two grim-faced RNC constables.
"We're sorry Mr. Fudge, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the constables.
"Tell me! Did'ja find her?" Fudge exclaimed.
The constables looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Fudge says, "Give me the bad news first."
The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay."
"Oh me God!" exclaimed Fudge. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?”
The constable continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best- looking lobsters that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized rockfish clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the '60s and we feel you are entitled to share in the catch."
Stunned, Fudge demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?”
The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
:)
The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an English Harbour man answered his door to find two grim-faced RNC constables.
"We're sorry Mr. Fudge, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the constables.
"Tell me! Did'ja find her?" Fudge exclaimed.
The constables looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Fudge says, "Give me the bad news first."
The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay."
"Oh me God!" exclaimed Fudge. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?”
The constable continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best- looking lobsters that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized rockfish clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the '60s and we feel you are entitled to share in the catch."
Stunned, Fudge demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?”
The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
:)