PDA

View Full Version : Securing your home while on holidays. (humour)


Red Bullets
02-25-2015, 08:55 PM
Worried about having your house broken into while away on holidays:

Disconnect your home alarm system and de-registered from the neighborhood watch and raise one black flag of ISIS in the center of your front yard.

The RCMP, FBI, Interpol, CIA, NSA, and several other agencies will watch the house for you 24/7.

Your house will be safe while you are away on holidays.

(Not meant to be racist or negative. Just good old north american humour.)

KGB
02-25-2015, 09:10 PM
And then you return to the pile of burned rubbles. :angry3: