View Full Version : lets make some jokes
Duffy4
02-27-2007, 01:53 PM
Lets be silly!!
bigbore
02-27-2007, 03:49 PM
Lets hope the government doesn't do something stupid like banning these fine semi-auto rifles.
no help to Jim Zumbo
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/mgg7077/jzumboiz1.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/mgg7077/jzumbo4yo8.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/mgg7077/evil-rifle.jpg
plus some guns are just plain old fun to look at
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/mgg7077/GunGirlsB322.jpg
rugatika
02-28-2007, 01:13 AM
I can't believe you can buy a murder rifle!! We should all get together and make up some signs and then sing some protest songs or something to save mother Earth from those evil murder rifles.
Yaaaayyyyyy!!
Don't forget the hand holding and group hugs. I'll bring the pansies to put into the muzzles.:lol
Okotokian
03-01-2007, 11:25 AM
M70, gee, I never expected you to use the words "pansies" and "muzzles" in quite that way! :lol :b I was expecting more "we should round up all those pansies and..." ;)
I'm just teasing ya man. No offence.
:lol Oko, it's probably easier to put pansies into a muzzle than panties....although mine sometimes get bunched up into a knot! Then the muzzles would have to be .50 cal or 10 gauge!:rollin
Okotokian
03-01-2007, 11:44 AM
M70, you in panties?
TOO MUCH INFORMATION! TOO MUCH INFORMATION! :lol
shotgun
03-01-2007, 01:22 PM
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then
he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost
whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how
many is a brazillion?"
rugatika
03-01-2007, 03:52 PM
Looks like someone overdosed on their serious pills.
shotgun
03-01-2007, 04:41 PM
Who did? did I miss something? I thought the joke was pretty funny. When I got that I laughed for much longer than I should have.
How 'bout this.
2 mexicans crossing into the us across the desert, no food for days. They come over a hill and see a pond and a tree beside the pond covered in bacon. Jose runs for it falling down drinking the water and as he reaches for his first piece of bacon he gets shot. As he is dying he yells out to Jorge "Run for jor life essay, dis' is not a bacon tree, it's a hambush"
Man, I should charge for these.
ps. there was no word if Jose was shot by a black gun or not....I am assuming that he was.
Duffy4
03-01-2007, 09:32 PM
rug, my first post was seious. Then I saw an opportunity to do a little edit and have some fun. I thought it was kind of creative. Some people here will of course not know what we are talking about.
Robin
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