Can personality traits affect fishing success?

[patriot1]

Okay maybe I'm reading into this too deep here but are certain personality types pre-determined to just suck at this outdoors stuff no matter what? I been out almost a dozen times in various lakes and rivers and haven't caught frigg all yet. Tried dozens and dozens of lures (but I can't handle worms, just not going to happen) and several spots at each body of water and not even a bite. I have gotten much much better over the years but I'm not exactly known for my patience.... Seriously if it were legal I'd just get a canoe a net and some dynamite... I'm not even joking either IF IT WERE LEGAL let me be clear.

Should come as no surprise that I have a hard time making friends and 9/10 people I meet I simply do not like right from the word go with no valid reason... Like when I was leaving a fishing spot the other day obviously empty handed and 3 guys walking toward where I came from asked, "any luck?" WELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT? was my bold and arrogant reply, like shut up already geez I'm not your bro cuz we both fish DUHHH why do people pretend like they care just because we're doing the same activity? See I'm not phony like that for one, and secondly "any luck" doesn't even make sense since apparently this is all skill and patience so what does it even have to do with luck?

Why the hell can't people just keep their gumflaps shut when walking by another person with a fishing rod in hand? Seems rather easy for me to do.

Wish people would just not even talk rather than useless phony chit chat, now that's the kind of person I am, probably shouldn't even be fishing, right?

[Barnes19]

If you would take the time to chit chat with the other people carrying fishing poles your success rate will more than likely increase. Also carrying home a bag full of fish is no longer the only to way to judge a successful fishing trip since a lot of lakes or species are catch and release or have length restrictions.

[Kurt505]

Yup.

Change your attitude and you'll catch fish.

Smile and wish the next guy you see walking with a fishing rod in his hand good luck.

I'm not joking.

[Imagehunter]

Patience is crucial. Takes some time to get to know spots better, when fish are active, what lures they like and all that. The less you have of it, the more you question yourself and how you fish.
If fishing stresses you so much, there are probably bigger issues than some guys just trying to be nice. Work on that stress first before you go fishing, then you'll get to the point where going out relaxes you and you'll catch.

[Timidhc]

I think you'd have more luck sharing this with a therapist then a forum full of 'Bros'.

But I'd start by asking yourself why do you go fishing? Are you trying to get outside to enjoy nature and take a break from the stress' of life? Are you trying to catch supper? Do you leave upset and angry when you come up empty handed?
If fishing makes you happy do it. If it doesn't, don't torture yourself. Simple as that.

But those people asking harmless questions arn't trying to be rude or fake. If you just had a normal conversation with them you'd probably find out what the fish have been biting today or what to avoid. Places to target, depth to fish, styles of retrieve.
Why handicap yourself right from the start by ignoring others help?

[Blastoff]

You should post a picture of yourself, so I don't quiz you on how you did if I see you.
Lighten up and ask for advice if you are around a lake you luck might increase. Lots of people will give you tips on what to use. Happy fishing.

[patriot1]

Yup.

Change your attitude and you'll catch fish.

Smile and wish the next guy you see walking with a fishing rod in his hand good luck.

I'm not joking.


Neither am I.

I might be a lot of things but one thing I am not is phony. I JUST DON'T CARE about mundane chit chat with the next random stranger. When I say something and don't mean it it shines right through and people can read the phoniness like a book which makes it cyclical and compounds the problem and which is why I just keep my mouth shut and don't say anything unless I mean it.

Not ideal but there's no sense in lying.

[Okotokian]

Should come as no surprise that I have a hard time making friends and 9/10 people I meet I simply do not like right from the word go with no valid reason... Like when I was leaving a fishing spot the other day obviously empty handed and 3 guys walking toward where I came from asked, "any luck?" WELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT? was my bold and arrogant reply,?


Plenty of people catch and release so the fact that they don't have fish hanging off a stringer doesn't tell you anything about how the fishing is. And you say 90% of the people you meet you don't like as soon as they open their mouths? It really shows. That's a great way to get folks to help you out.... I doubt anything we could say here will help. Good luck.

[Okotokian]

Neither am I.

I might be a lot of things but one thing I am not is phony. I JUST DON'T CARE about mundane chit chat with the next random stranger. When I say something and don't mean it it shines right through and people can read the phoniness like a book which makes it cyclical and compounds the problem and which is why I just keep my mouth shut and don't say anything unless I mean it.

Not ideal but there's no sense in lying.


You could have simply said "Nope, not a thing". That would still have been honest, wouldn't it? What would have been phoney about that?
The other guys simply were trying to be polite. Your explanation is... questionable.
And we are "random strangers" Why are you asking us? Go ask a friend.

[patriot1]

You should post a picture of yourself, so I don't quiz you on how you did if I see you.
Lighten up and ask for advice if you are around a lake you luck might increase. Lots of people will give you tips on what to use. Happy fishing.

Early 40's look early 30's, 6'3" 225 lbs ripped, shaved head no tattoos, incredible frigg off vibe so I've been told.



I think you'd have more luck sharing this with a therapist then a forum full of 'Bros'.

But I'd start by asking yourself why do you go fishing? Are you trying to get outside to enjoy nature and take a break from the stress' of life?

Why? Because maybe I want more out of life than lifting weights and running. I will never quit those 2 as long as I'm breathing but I definitely want more out of life than just that.

[patriot1]

You could have simply said "Nope, not a thing". That would still have been honest, wouldn't it? What would have been phoney about that?
The other guys simply were trying to be polite. Your explanation is BS.
And we are "random strangers" Why are you asking us? Go ask a friend.

The one who talks first loses. They started it by asking me a mundane irrelevant question purely solely for the sake of their benefit.

And i'm trying to get myself banned lol I'd be better off

[Okotokian]

The one who talks first loses. They started it by asking me a mundane irrelevant question purely solely for the sake of their benefit.
LOL Sort of like you started this thread. For your own benefit?

Really, stop and think about what you are saying....

[patriot1]

LOL Sort of like you started this thread. For your own benefit?

Really, stop and think about what you are saying....


Absolutely, 100% agree with you. Was debating whether to mention it or not lol. You don't like it you don't have to reply. Your choice.

See this is exactly what I mean.

Ahh... the combination of insecurity and frustration...

[Kurt505]

Neither am I.

I might be a lot of things but one thing I am not is phony. I JUST DON'T CARE about mundane chit chat with the next random stranger. When I say something and don't mean it it shines right through and people can read the phoniness like a book which makes it cyclical and compounds the problem and which is why I just keep my mouth shut and don't say anything unless I mean it.

Not ideal but there's no sense in lying.

Well I guess fishing just ain't for you.

Seriously, I honestly believe that somehow there is a vibe sent down the line, it's almost like your attitude is transferred through the line. So many times I've been in a boat, using the exact same lures, the exact same bait, and I outfish the person next to me 5:1.

Brings up an interesting theory that's for sure.

[Okotokian]

Just relax, take a breath, give people the benefit of the doubt and you will find they will often help you out. You could have asked those fellows if they had fished there before and what they had used in the past. I've gotten tons of good advice here on the forum and out in the field. Maybe a little yoga after the lifting session. ;)

If you go to a local fishing equipment shop they might be able to help you select the best lures or methods for the fish/body of water you are targeting. I always do that when I'm travelling and unfamiliar with a place.

[patriot1]

Well I guess fishing just ain't for you.

Seriously, I honestly believe that somehow there is a vibe sent down the line, it's almost like your attitude is transferred through the line. So many times I've been in a boat, using the exact same lures, the exact same bait, and I outfish the person next to me 5:1.

Brings up an interesting theory that's for sure.

I actually believe the vibe thing... not even being sarcastic I thought about that one long and hard was fishing with a family member exactly how you described and the results were exactly as you described...

I guess it's no different than a guy my age and size who can't pick up a 50lb dumbell or run more than 100 yds...

So really, if fishing is indeed some zen spiritual crap, then yeah it ain't for me

[Kurt505]

I actually believe the vibe thing... not even being sarcastic I thought about that one long and hard was fishing with a family member exactly how you described and the results were exactly as you described...

I guess it's no different than a guy my age and size who can't pick up a 50lb dumbell or run more than 100 yds...

Well maybe like some people have to train to hammer curl 50lbs or sprint 100yds, you should start trying to realize the world doesn't revolve around you, and whether you realize it or not that no matter who you are there are 100's, 1000's, even millions of people that do stuff unconditionally every day that makes your life better. Take the time to care about others unconditionally in baby steps like asking how their luck is, or letting them know you had no luck. I'm not sure if it would help, but I know for a fact it won't hurt you, you'll barely even feel a thing, other than relief.

My son is a prime example. When we are fishing and I'm landing fish after fish and he's not getting anything, he gets angry. I hook a fish and hand him my rod so he can reel it in, all of a sudden his attitude changes, he's happy and it seems there is a vibe running through the line and he starts landing fish.

[highwood]

ASPD is tough to treat. I guess the fish don't like it either.

[patriot1]

ASPD is tough to treat. I guess the fish don't like it either.

Yeah well, maybe for my next vacation i'ma go somewhere where blast fishing is legal, see how they like that.

[TylerThomson]

if 9 out of 10 people you meet are a**holes its probably you that's the a**hole

[huntsfurfish]

Plenty of people catch and release so the fact that they don't have fish hanging off a stringer doesn't tell you anything about how the fishing is. And you say 90% of the people you meet you don't like as soon as they open their mouths? It really shows. That's a great way to get folks to help you out.... I doubt anything we could say here will help. Good luck.

You could have simply said "Nope, not a thing". That would still have been honest, wouldn't it? What would have been phoney about that?
The other guys simply were trying to be polite. Your explanation is... questionable.
And we are "random strangers" Why are you asking us? Go ask a friend.


This and this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Vook]

You need some preparation before you are going fishing. Buy a box (or two) of beer. Put it into a fridge. Take a camera with you. Find spot with no people around. Enjoy the silence. Take couple pictures. Come home and have you beer. Close your eyes and recollect you day on the water. You don't even need your fishing rod with you. :)

[dustinjoels]

This has to be the most asinine post in the history of AO and there's been some doozies.

The best way to learn something is to learn from someone with experience and success. For example:

-Any Luck?
-Nope. I'm pretty new to the sport, you guys ever have any luck around here?
-Yeah we catch a few.
-Cool, any tips for a newbie? What kind of lure would you recommend?
-Try finding some deep holes in the river. We use number 0 five of diamonds.
-Thanks for the tip. Hope you have better luck then me.

No phoniness whatsoever in that conversation. Don't be a ***** and most people are willing to drop a few nuggets of knowledge on you.

If all else fails, ask guys at the filleting table what they were using.

[Ken07AOVette]

I have seen some of the most ignorant miserable fishermen on the planet catch fish left and right. In BC, lakes in AB and SK, Hawaii.

You are having bad luck. That's all.

Being a miserable jerk doesn't matter to the fish. A fake smile isn't going to help. You have to put in the time, find the spots.

Beyond that, fill your boots.

[patriot1]

I have seen some of the most ignorant miserable fishermen on the planet catch fish left and right. In BC, lakes in AB and SK, Hawaii.

You are having bad luck. That's all.

Being a miserable jerk doesn't matter to the fish. A fake smile isn't going to help. You have to put in the time, find the spots.

Beyond that, fill your boots.

Well there may be some hope after all then. Because yes I am more or less miserable and the general perception is that I am a jerk. I don't always mean to be, I'm just insecure about some aspects of my life and although I have given thought to negative energy finding its way down my rod through the line and into the water keeping fish away, the further thought of such a manifestation really only adds to my frustration.

Time and effort it will be.

Thanks for letting me vent.

[dodger]

Take up knitting. How many people walk by you with knitting needles and ask " how's the scarf coming"?

Dodger.

[kevinhits]

This and this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

OP needs to read your sig line:scared0018:

[SNAPFisher]

Take up knitting. How many people walk by you with knitting needles and ask " how's the scarf coming"?

Dodger.

What!? How dare you! I was making a toque!

I SNAP, lose it! I head fake him with the needles and the knitwit goes for it. Upper cut to the turtle neck, flurry to the solar plexus. He`s lying on the floor staring into my knitting bag like he wants to go in, curl up and die. I says `How`s that pal? Is that how's the scarf coming enough for you?' And ever since he's been the champ.

[huntsfurfish]

OP needs to read your sig line:scared0018:

:)

[Gboe8]

For a guy who doesn't like talking to random people you seem to be doing a good job in this thread....

[Mr Flyguy]

This whole thread was waste of electrons, or bytes, or whatever, and 10 minutes which could have been used tying flies, or knitting:angry3:

[patriot1]

OP needs to read your sig line:scared0018:

You'd be hard pressed to make me eat a snickers bar (or any sugary junk food) even at gunpoint. Slow death vs. a quick one, only difference there.

For a guy who doesn't like talking to random people you seem to be doing a good job in this thread....

The internet helps me out just the same as anybody with a post count in the 1000's.. but touche!


This whole thread was waste of electrons, or bytes, or whatever, and 10 minutes which could have been used tying flies, or knitting:angry3:

Yet you wasted another 13 seconds or so to express that, so what does that tell us about you?

I bet a C-note that if things were 180 degrees the other way and I had posted a pic of my first 20"+ walleye and that I was super happy about it you wouldn't even have replied.

[Ken07AOVette]

I bet a C-note that if things were 180 degrees the other way and I had posted a pic of my first 20"+ walleye and that I was super happy about it you wouldn't even have replied.

That's easy- hit Cold Lake, go to the north west boat launch if you dont want to cross the lake, go up the martineau river about 1/4 mile and sit in the corner. I like about the 3rd corner. A leech or beef heart on a treble hook are deadly. Or, go to Soars lake just south east of Beaverdam (Angling lake) on the Elizabeth settlement and catch pike all day long.

[trigger7mm]

Sound like you deserve what you catch, or don't catch. Karma is a bitch.

[kevinhits]

Sound like you deserve what you catch, or don't catch. Karma is a bitch.

:sHa_sarcasticlol::sHa_sarcasticlol:

[Bigwoodsman]

Patriot1 don't ever take up hunting! You sound like you'd be dangerous if you weren't killing things!

It's about the fishing not the catching. Once you figure that out you'll feel JD lots of fish on the end of your line!

Relax sit back sip a cool drink. Take it all in. If you're just chucking lures and cranking them back in you won't catch a thing.

BW

[Mr Flyguy]

Don't know why he ain't catchin' any, he certainly did a good job of trolling here:sHa_shakeshout:

[Weedy1]

Patriot1, you need to take up beer yoga and fly fishing. That'll fix ya real good...

[BiggieB]

Should come as no surprise that I have a hard time making friends and 9/10 people I meet I simply do not like right from the word go with no valid reason... Like when I was leaving a fishing spot the other day obviously empty handed and 3 guys walking toward where I came from asked, "any luck?" WELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT? was my bold and arrogant reply, like shut up already geez I'm not your bro cuz we both fish DUHHH why do people pretend like they care just because we're doing the same activity? See I'm not phony like that for one, and secondly "any luck" doesn't even make sense since apparently this is all skill and patience so what does it even have to do with luck?

Why the hell can't people just keep their gumflaps shut when walking by another person with a fishing rod in hand? Seems rather easy for me to do.


Well it's not a surprise you don't make friends with an attitude like that... just because you don't have a fish in hand doesn't mean you didn't have luck, I've caught many fish in a day that were released to have people ask if I've had any luck I say yes and usually they strike up a small conversation which I never mind since they likely just want a tip or two, even just to shoot the chit.

I guess fish don't like you since people don't either :thinking-006::thinking-006:
You just gotta breath and fish.

[catnthehat]

Just because a guy hits the gym and only speaks the truth has nothing to do with being respectful and cordial to others .
You should try it , you may have some positives results in spite of yourself

But then it doesn't sound like you are interested in that .....
Cat

[BuckCuller]

Okay maybe I'm reading into this too deep here but are certain personality types pre-determined to just suck at this outdoors stuff no matter what? I been out almost a dozen times in various lakes and rivers and haven't caught frigg all yet. Tried dozens and dozens of lures (but I can't handle worms, just not going to happen) and several spots at each body of water and not even a bite. I have gotten much much better over the years but I'm not exactly known for my patience.... Seriously if it were legal I'd just get a canoe a net and some dynamite... I'm not even joking either IF IT WERE LEGAL let me be clear.

Should come as no surprise that I have a hard time making friends and 9/10 people I meet I simply do not like right from the word go with no valid reason... Like when I was leaving a fishing spot the other day obviously empty handed and 3 guys walking toward where I came from asked, "any luck?" WELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT? was my bold and arrogant reply, like shut up already geez I'm not your bro cuz we both fish DUHHH why do people pretend like they care just because we're doing the same activity? See I'm not phony like that for one, and secondly "any luck" doesn't even make sense since apparently this is all skill and patience so what does it even have to do with luck?

Why the hell can't people just keep their gumflaps shut when walking by another person with a fishing rod in hand? Seems rather easy for me to do.

Wish people would just not even talk rather than useless phony chit chat, now that's the kind of person I am, probably shouldn't even be fishing, right?

You remind me of a guy I work with except his belly is a little rounder. We call him the human volcano, one day he's going to blow a vessel. Ha Ha.
You just be yourself and do what makes you happy.
Even though the human volcano is always grumpy and particularly doesn't like me, I still like him.
Hope you have better luck next time your out fishing.

[Bushrat]

Early 40's look early 30's, 6'3" 225 lbs ripped, shaved head no tattoos, incredible frigg off vibe so I've been told.





Why? Because maybe I want more out of life than lifting weights and running. I will never quit those 2 as long as I'm breathing but I definitely want more out of life than just that.

Get a grip. You seem quite stuck on yourself. Anyway it don't matter what you want out of life or what you do, YOU will never be happy as long as you have the attitude your presenting here. Your miserable, its obvious, you just don't realize it. How's that for the truth.

[Talking moose]

You are a cancer to yourself and those around you. Cancer can be beat. Tough road ahead of you if you choose that route. I wish you luck.

[patriot1]

See ya'll in another 6 weeks or so. It's been a slice as always.

Cheers folks.

Happy whatever it is that you enjoy.

[Kurt505]

See ya'll in another 6 weeks or so. It's been a slice as always.

Cheers folks.

Happy whatever it is that you enjoy.

Good luck out there

[Spooner]

You go fishing to catch fish?

Interesting concept.

[Brandonkop]

Patriot1 life is tough and so can fishing be sometimes. We all are stuck in our own shoes and face the circumstances that come each of our ways.

Very similar in fishing... we're all faced with the same weather and bite each day, but we all chose to fish a different way.

In the end Happiness in a choice and so is catching fish... a choice of how long you're going to spend out there changing lures and locations till something happens.

I grew up an introverted nervous wreck. Used to get palpitations and sweaty when the teacher asked a question or called my name. Wasn't till med school when I made a decision to switch. Sat beside the hottest girl in the class first day and the rest is history. Although sometimes my introvert tendencies still get the best of me and would rather just stay to myself when fishing.

Anyways all I'm saying is sometimes you just need to face any insecuties you think you may have and realize that most people actually like and appreciate you for you! If I was the person walking by I would genuinely be curious how you did fishing if I asked how it was... and if you didn't catch anything I'd probably tell you exactly what you need to do to catch something the next time.

If you still haven't caught a fish we'll have to go out and shake that bad MOJO off with some walleye hauling.

Best of luck... and skill. Takes both and a little patience.

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[Imagehunter]

Yeah well, maybe for my next vacation i'ma go somewhere where blast fishing is legal, see how they like that.

Fishing to vent your aggression and frustration and take it out on the fish is probably the worst reason to start fishing...

[EZM]

Clearly you have been hurt or tormented and as you said you have some insecurities. It's a good habit to take up health and fitness, but what's not a good thing is being a rude to others. Many of my spouse's clients who are hard core self image health and fitness fanatics have these same issues. The good news is you can change and it will pay you dividends. You will be healthy AND happy. You are not happy right now.

First thing - You probably need to separate your emotional baggage from friendly/casual conversation -after all - these people aren't trying to be disingenuous - they are trying to be friendly. That's all, that's it. Being rude just winds you up like a spring - so be nice.

What you will find, over time, is that these people are not trying to hurt you. You are not vulnerable by having these silly, friendly conversations. They are not trying to trick you, use you or hurt you in any way. They are being friendly and cordial.

Maybe the person who lured you in and hurt you so bad by pretending to be interested in you, is a bad person - but that doesn't mean everyone is a bad person. Maybe by being nice you will meet someone who is genuinely interested in you for who you are (probably not the way you are now, but after you follow this advice and change your life).

You should also stay away from caffeine, protein supplements and steroids if you do partake in these - they all will cause irritability, anger and can lead to sleeplessness making you cranky. People who are cranky don't live as long, and while they are living they are miserable. So don't torture yourself and others, be nice.

Some people find the most fulfillment and joy in finding Jesus - that's a worthy pursuit if that cup a tea is palatable to you. If so, go to church and meet some people. Let the power of the holy spirit inspire you to scream hallelujah !!! For many people this has changed their lives.

If that's not your cup of tea, take a physically or mentally challenged or underprivileged child fishing or to the park. For me, as I'm not the church type, this has been very rewarding for me and makes me happy to see someone else happy.

I think, as a therapy, you may want to hug a random stranger. Let it out. It's ok to cry. Some people genuinely will want to help you on your road to healing and becoming a happy person. I want you to be happy. That way you won't be rude to me and ruin my day either. Be nice. It's easy.

One last thing, believe me when I say a negative attitude can and will effect everything you do and how successful you are at doing it. Whether you want to bump it up and get ripped, or catch a big fish or just meet and have a great relationship with another person who genuinely cares about you.

It's all up to you .......... now go change your life !!!!!

[58thecat]

Wow, long look in the mirror eh, positive attitude towards life will do wonders not only at fishing but then again sometimes I can relate, just want to be left alone,peace and quit...you need a dog:)

Good luck eh.

[Red Bullets]

Patriot1, Ponder this....

"It may be your world but we live there too."

Where ever your trail leads in the next while I wish you a clear path. And do not give up on fishing... the fishing at this stage is teaching you the art of patience. As soon as you realize this you will start to notice the bites.


I suggest you go to the land alone for a week, have a sweat, a primal scream and a cleanse. I think you have a big tapeworm. haha :)

Most of all do not feel defeated. Have faith. I wish for you a few fish with a death wish.

[The Spank]

Behind a keyboard out of view, the modern day tough guys SAFE SPACE!!

[Okotokian]

Fishing to vent your aggression and frustration and take it out on the fish is probably the worst reason to start fishing...

Yup. I took up hunting for that purpose. ;)


OK boys, we've all (including me) piled on enough. Let's help get him some fish. That makes everyone feel good.

[The Spank]

Yup. I took up hunting for that purpose. ;)


OK boys, we've all (including me) piled on enough. Let's help get him some fish. That makes everyone feel good.

Well catching fish is much more than showing up at some waterbody with a bunch of lures and tossing them out and reeling them in. The OP should go online and start educating himself on tackle/techniques/presentations etc for the species he is after. Fishing is a learning game with huge rewards besides fish in hand. If the main goal is to put fish in the frying pan then Alberta is not the province to fish in. Catch and keep restrictions in AB are tighter than a uni-knot!

[Brian Adams]

[QUOTE=EZM;3590962]take a physically or mentally challenged or underprivileged child fishing or to the park

Come on, really? You have to pass a test to do that.


you may want to hug a random stranger.

And get charged with assault?

[SNAPFisher]

Before this spirals out of control, the Op said he is gone for 6 weeks so you can wait until then. :party0051:

[Mr Flyguy]

Before this spirals out of control, the Op said he is gone for 6 weeks so you can wait until then.

? This went out of control at the first post.:confused:

[SNAPFisher]

? This went out of control at the first post.:confused:

:lol: touché

[neilsledder]

Early 40's look early 30's, 6'3" 225 lbs ripped, shaved head no tattoos, incredible frigg off vibe so I've been told.











Why? Because maybe I want more out of life than lifting weights and running. I will never quit those 2 as long as I'm breathing but I definitely want more out of life than just that.



With your attitude you will get more out of life then that. You will get your azz handed to you sooner then later!

I sure hope you are just trolling and if you aren't do the world a favour and go get fixed so you don't reproduce lol. The word has to many people like you now.

Happy fishing!


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[patriot1]

With your attitude you will get more out of life then that. You will get your azz handed to you sooner then later!

I sure hope you are just trolling and if you aren't do the world a favour and go get fixed so you don't reproduce lol. The word has to many people like you now.

Happy fishing!


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Ahhh 6 weeks came early.

If the above butthurts you, I suspect you may not be entirely happy with what you see when you look in the mirror.

I didn't like what I saw in the mirror so I changed it. Now I love what I see and I offer no apologies for the hard work, sacrifices, focus and commitment that I put into it and I have zero sympathy or regard for those who perceive it as arrogance.

And I already have a 17 year old daughter. But she's a Trudeau fangirl so, yeah, *big sigh... I failed as a parent. (although she is starting to slowly wake up... hopefully I can turn her by 2019!)

And please learn grammar/spelling, it's so embarrassing how so many of us Conservatives are so illiterate.

[Weedy1]

Early 40's look early 30's, 6'3" 225 lbs ripped, shaved head no tattoos, incredible frigg off vibe so I've been told.


I'm thinking you have inches confused with centimeters, lbs confused with kg's, and IQ confused with circumference. Maybe time for a new tape measure. You do sound awfully dreamy though. :sHa_sarcasticlol:

[Bushrat]

Ahhh 6 weeks came early.


You'll never make a fisherman, no patience, you tossed the bait promising a 6 week troll, you couldn't handle it, 3 days and your already back to check the bait. Your like a spinny poodle that has to return every five minutes to sniff it's turds. Yes, I know it's the best you can do with what you have to work with but you might as well give up fishing and go play with your fidget spinner.....

[Ken07AOVette]

Wow tough crowd.
Can just feel the compassion for a guy having a rough go.

[TylerThomson]

Ahhh 6 weeks came early.

If the above butthurts you, I suspect you may not be entirely happy with what you see when you look in the mirror.

I didn't like what I saw in the mirror so I changed it. Now I love what I see and I offer no apologies for the hard work, sacrifices, focus and commitment that I put into it and I have zero sympathy or regard for those who perceive it as arrogance.

And I already have a 17 year old daughter. But she's a Trudeau fangirl so, yeah, *big sigh... I failed as a parent. (although she is starting to slowly wake up... hopefully I can turn her by 2019!)

And please learn grammar/spelling, it's so embarrassing how so many of us Conservatives are so illiterate.

Funny how you'll put the hard work and commitment into being a better person on the outside but fail to put an ounce of effort into the guy inside. I wouldn't help someone like you catch a fish if a cash reward was being offered. Have fun blast fishing.

[Brian Adams]

Wow tough crowd.
Can just feel the compassion for a guy having a rough go.

He is using barbed hooks.

[KDderAngler]

What!? How dare you! I was making a toque!

I SNAP, lose it! I head fake him with the needles and the knitwit goes for it. Upper cut to the turtle neck, flurry to the solar plexus. He`s lying on the floor staring into my knitting bag like he wants to go in, curl up and die. I says `How`s that pal? Is that how's the scarf coming enough for you?' And ever since he's been the champ.


I can't believe no one commented on this. It's friggin hilarious!!

[neilsledder]

Ahhh 6 weeks came early.



If the above butthurts you, I suspect you may not be entirely happy with what you see when you look in the mirror.



I didn't like what I saw in the mirror so I changed it. Now I love what I see and I offer no apologies for the hard work, sacrifices, focus and commitment that I put into it and I have zero sympathy or regard for those who perceive it as arrogance.



And I already have a 17 year old daughter. But she's a Trudeau fangirl so, yeah, *big sigh... I failed as a parent. (although she is starting to slowly wake up... hopefully I can turn her by 2019!)



And please learn grammar/spelling, it's so embarrassing how so many of us Conservatives are so illiterate.



How did you get that I am not happy when I look in the mirror from my response? No butthurt here! Sorry to here about your daughter lol, but she's young so there's still time she will come around!
PS went out fishing last night and was skunked had one small bite. But for me catching a fish is an added bonus, more to fishing then just pulling fish out.


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[neilsledder]

Wow tough crowd.

Can just feel the compassion for a guy having a rough go.



Tough crowd is needed on guy like that, some guys just can't be helped and he's one. I can't make my mind up if he is a 225# tough guy with white sunglasses, or a skinny geek sitting in his room trolling?


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[Bushrat]

Wow tough crowd.
Can just feel the compassion for a guy having a rough go.

You gotta be cruel to be kind. Sometimes it's the only way to get someone to realize it's not the wall they're beating their head against that causes their headache.

[patriot1]

Tough crowd is needed on guy like that, some guys just can't be helped and he's one. I can't make my mind up if he is a 225# tough guy with white sunglasses, or a skinny geek sitting in his room trolling?


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Well I ain't a tough guy, that's for sure I don't keep fit to be a tough guy I keep fit to keep fit. It's one aspect of life that is surprisingly easy to control.

White sunglasses... yeah swilling Kokanees with a backwards hat and a goatee and I drive a Dodge Hemi with Tapout stickers on it too *facepalm

I know this is pathetic... I am very very aware but oh well.

[neilsledder]

Well I ain't a tough guy, that's for sure I don't keep fit to be a tough guy I keep fit to keep fit. It's one aspect of life that is surprisingly easy to control.



White sunglasses... yeah swilling Kokanees with a backwards hat and a goatee and I drive a Dodge Hemi with Tapout stickers on it too *facepalm



I know this is pathetic... I am very very aware but oh well.



Kokanee?!?! That's why your angry! You got a bad taste in your mouth all the time lol. Good to see you have a since of humour about it. Keep at the fishing it will come one day!


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[EZM]

Well I ain't a tough guy, that's for sure I don't keep fit to be a tough guy I keep fit to keep fit. It's one aspect of life that is surprisingly easy to control.

White sunglasses... yeah swilling Kokanees with a backwards hat and a goatee and I drive a Dodge Hemi with Tapout stickers on it too *facepalm

I know this is pathetic... I am very very aware but oh well.

Ah - that explains everything. Make sure you get your mirrors fully deployed out the side as far as you can so you can keep an eye on your invisible phantom trailer. And remember, every intersection when the light goes green is a drag race and an opportunity to show everybody how masculine and powerful your hemi is.

Don't forget the metal mulisha stuff like the black aftermarket wheels (get 20's because it's clearly for show and not for the bush) just so you don't start looking too legit AND get a couple of those skull/german army helmet stickers too. They are scary.

A mopar sticker would also complete the look nicely OR you could go all out and complete the look with a tough guy dog (spiked collar) and a couple tatted sleeves.

[patriot1]

Guess the *facepalm didn't trip any sarcasm sensors lpl

I'll consider clearing everything up soon as I catch something bigger than 20".

Could be a while haha

[TriPPiNvdUb]

Spend some time researching the fish and habitat that you are targeting, learn what there needs are and where they like to hang out and you will see great improvements while your out. I stress this with my customers when ever they come in to my store, especially for young anglers. Too many people just want to throw a hook and in the water and think they will catch fish, you may catch a few fluky ones but with out putting in the time and gathering the knowledge you will never find the success you are looking for.

[neilsledder]

Ah - that explains everything. Make sure you get your mirrors fully deployed out the side as far as you can so you can keep an eye on your invisible phantom trailer. And remember, every intersection when the light goes green is a drag race and an opportunity to show everybody how masculine and powerful your hemi is.



Don't forget the metal mulisha stuff like the black aftermarket wheels (get 20's because it's clearly for show and not for the bush) just so you don't start looking too legit AND get a couple of those skull/german army helmet stickers too. They are scary.



A mopar sticker would also complete the look nicely OR you could go all out and complete the look with a tough guy dog (spiked collar) and a couple tatted sleeves.



Just to clear things up the skull/German helmet sticker is metal molisha.


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[Ken07AOVette]

You gotta be cruel to be kind. Sometimes it's the only way to get someone to realize it's not the wall they're beating their head against that causes their headache.

a little blood in the water and all the snarks are hunting :sHa_sarcasticlol:

[Okotokian]

a little blood in the water and all the snarks are hunting :sHa_sarcasticlol:
http://i.imgur.com/64fe68H.gif

[SNAPFisher]

I can't believe no one commented on this. It's friggin hilarious!!

Yeah, these Calgarians will not get it but seemed appropriate for the situation :lol:

[Okotokian]

Yeah, these Calgarians will not get it but seemed appropriate for the situation :lol:

Naw, we got the "Champ" reference. But if you are going to do the Champ you have to base it off a comment that he misunderstands as a sexual reference, usually involving Mrs. Champ. ;)

[SNAPFisher]

Naw, we got the "Champ" reference. But if you are going to do the Champ you have to base it off a comment that he misunderstands as a sexual reference, usually involving Mrs. Champ. ;)

True, true. How about this:

“Hey Patriot1, I hear you are quite the knitter. When do you plan on learning the ***goting technique?”

I says “Pardon?”. I SNAP, lost it! I head fake him with the skein and the knitwit goes for it. Upper cut to the turtleneck, flurry to the solar plexus. He’s lying on the floor admiring my crochet. I says “How`s that pal? Is that when do you plan on learning the ***goting technique enough for you?” And ever since he's been the champ.


Looks like it edits the word out which is fine. But it is an official knitting technique. Here is the link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_knitted_fabrics#***goting

:lol:

[lilsundance]

Ok Folks your not helping him feel better about himself. I think after all these posts he gets the idea he has to change his demeanor towards other people and then he will feel better about himself.
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