Bushmaster
10-06-2017, 09:37 PM
Sitting crowded together on a train travelling through the Canadian Rockies were an elderly farmer from Saskatchewan, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Justin Trudeau has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: Trudeau must have groped the buxom blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blond girl thinks: That darn Trudeau must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
Trudeau thinks: That stupid old farmer from Saskatchewan must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The old farmer from Saskatchewan thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that little ******* from Ottawa again.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Justin Trudeau has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: Trudeau must have groped the buxom blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blond girl thinks: That darn Trudeau must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
Trudeau thinks: That stupid old farmer from Saskatchewan must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The old farmer from Saskatchewan thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that little ******* from Ottawa again.