Funny for the day

[Twisted Canuck]

Women think differently then men.

Husband’s Text Message:

“Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays.

I had a blow to my head, still very dizzy, fortunately it did not cause serious brain injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg and they may have to amputate right foot."

Wife’s Response: “Who’s Paula?"

[Zip]

Good morning and yes... Thanks for the chuckle with my morning coffee😂
Zip:)

[Kurt505]

This would go under the "it's funny cuz it's true" category of comedy.

[Red Bullets]

A woman was speaking to God.
“God, why did you make men so handsome?” she asked.
God said: “I did that to make you love them”.

Then the woman asked: “Well, God; why did you make men so strong ?”
God said: “I did that to make you love them”.

The woman then asked: “But God, why did you make men so stupid?”
God said: “I did that to make them love you!”

[Red Bullets]

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Canada now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike." Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Canada and now my name is Mike”.
His Mother's raised voice asked, "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him. Then she called his father and he got beaten again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

"Well shortly after becoming a Canadian, I was attacked by two Arabs."