'Dead', but not really

[Selkirk]

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To some here, this may sound funny, but it's not ... https://globalnews.ca/news/3953248/kamloops-man-still-trying-to-convince-government-hes-not-dead/


Selkirk

[Headdamage]

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[Drewski Canuck]

He's not dead, he's only resting!!!

Look, I saw him move!!

Drewski