Wanted- New MOD

[Pixel Shooter]

People always wonder how we became mods or how to become one. Here is your chance to become unappreciated, under paid, many hours of glorious work of attending to reported posts, clean up buy sell, pm's directed at mods and all the other duties as assigned. There is no life like it, now is the time to take advantage of all the perks, including life time subscription to AO, your own personalized pool noodle and the joys of camaraderie with others that share in the same passions. Sorry the dually ford has retired and due to economic conditions no company vehicles moving forward.

In all seriousness, great opportunity to give back to the community and do your part. Its not all fun and glorious being a mod,tough at times to balance personal feelings and moderating to forum rules and donating your personal time. but it is a difference that makes a difference. And we all know from our own personal experiences what makes a good mod. Always an opportunity to improve as we progress :)

Only those interested need apply, feel free to PM any of us mods. Only those being interviewed will be contacted. thanks for applying :sHa_sarcasticlol:

[Kurt505]

I’ll consider your offer, however first I’ll need to know how much alcohol must be consumed daily and whether or not a membership discount card to liquor depot will be included.

Excuse me while I get Wisers.

[EZM]

I’ll consider your offer, however first I’ll need to know how much alcohol must be consumed daily and whether or not a membership discount card to liquor depot will be included.

Excuse me while I get Wisers.

Not sure if there enough alcohol a guy could drink to put up with us !!!!

[Zip]

Not sure if there enough alcohol a guy could drink to put up with us !!!!

X2

[58thecat]

what's the retirement package look like....I got two pensions already and maybe another would be nice too....

[Twisted Canuck]

You almost had me at "personalized pool noodle" ....but I took a knee and thought it through.

Some of us just plain don't have the necessary qualities. Oy!

[catnthehat]

Some of us just plain don't have the necessary qualities. Oy!
Yup, I think I am on the "permanent no re-hire " list :thinking-006:
Cat

[MountainTi]

Oilers fan being a prerequisite would be swell

[Deer Hunter]

I nominate walking buffalo. When he gets off his suspension...

[drake]

Can we vote for who we DON’T want to moderate?.....lol

[Selkirk]

I used to be a Mod on a sports related site, a few years go. It's not anywhere near as easy as some think. :1041:
In a way, it's a lot like tryin' to Herd Cats 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTwJzTsb2QQ


Selkirk

[KGB]

I would consider it, but I want to have an option of executing people I don’t like.... and no liberals allowed....

[Cement Bench]

I would have thought this should have elicited a much more serious response from everyone

disappointed a lot

[Kurt505]

I would have thought this should have elicited a much more serious response from everyone

disappointed a lot



I’m no mathematician but I’d be willing to bet the serious ones are using the PM function as requested. I think guys are just a bit wound up right now.

[Cement Bench]

I’m no mathematician but I’d be willing to bet the serious ones are using the PM function as requested. I think guys are just a bit wound up right now.


thanks for your thoughts

[Twisted Canuck]

I would have thought this should have elicited a much more serious response from everyone

disappointed a lot

Really? Seemed like Pix injected a fair bit of humor in his Help Wanted ad....you should expect some humor back.

I guess I could have just posted up my serious CV. But you still would have been disappointed.

[RandyBoBandy]

WANTED honest mechanic
WANTED honest lawyer
WANTED honest realtor
WANTED etc etc :)
I want a Unicorn :sHa_sarcasticlol:

Good Luck in your search :)

[hayseed]

Treeguy!!!

[270person]

Roper1. He's got nothing to do all day but sit in his rocking chair, drinking organic tea, and watching CBC. :scared0018:

[bessiedog]

Dude better be an Oiler fan.....!


I’m serious!!! No more foolin around boys!!

[Twisted Canuck]

Dude better be an Oiler fan.....!


I’m serious!!! No more foolin around boys!!

You volunteering? I'll vote for you....Oilers fans deserve to be mods, I agree.:)

[Mulehahn]

Dude better be an Oiler fan.....!


I’m serious!!! No more foolin around boys!!

I fully agree. Being a mod takes a lot of time. Oilers fans are pretty much guaranteed to have evenings and weekends free from March until October. A perfect fit. :)

[bessiedog]

No

Cause I’d ban all the Shames fans right off the bat.

Just because........

[58thecat]

I would have thought this should have elicited a much more serious response from everyone

disappointed a lot

Our new mod has spoken:scared0018: