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molly
08-09-2020, 02:12 PM
Read this without your eyes getting all blurry!! :)

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/09/science/coronavirus-elephants-wildlife-zoo.html?campaign_id=9&emc=edit_nn_20200809&instance_id=21118&nl=the-morning&regi_id=80990790&segment_id=35643&te=1&user_id=bccd2a1893b88312d85ba22f6b2558b5

barbless
08-09-2020, 02:38 PM
I can tell ya how to move an elephant. What ya need is some binoculars, tweezers and a match box. Look through the binoculars from the end that makes everything small, pick it up with the tweezers and put it in the match box. Away ya go :sHa_shakeshout:

brslk
08-09-2020, 08:52 PM
Great, this is probably gonna bring up the stupid idea of moving Lucy from the Valley zoo.

HyperMOA
08-09-2020, 09:27 PM
I don’t need to read this. Burt Reynolds taught us how in Smokey and the bandit 2. There is no way, no way, that this article is better than buefort t justice. Lawman.

crocker038
08-10-2020, 08:45 AM
What about operation dumbo drop?

Grizzly Adams
08-10-2020, 09:42 AM
Great, this is probably gonna bring up the stupid idea of moving Lucy from the Valley zoo.

And I've lived too long for my eyes to get blurry. :lol:

Grizz

W921
08-10-2020, 09:53 AM
I only read a bit of the article and lost interest because its the same group that paints everything in agriculture as cruel, etc.