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Ken07AOVette
03-04-2021, 04:57 PM
'no, get that jam out of your pocket!'

'no, I will not put chicken wings in my purse!'

'no, I'm not going under the table' stop it!'

And likely the best-

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GUM???
Grizzly Adams
03-04-2021, 05:05 PM
We were sitting in the restaurant at the old Mountainaire Lodge, with our horse trailer parked outside, when a group of Germans sat down at the table behind us and started talking about the poor, abused horses forced to stand out there and wait . I turned around and told them, Wenn mann etwas nicht versteht, haelt man am besten die Fresse. We ate in silence after that. :lol:

Grizz
Twisted Canuck
03-04-2021, 05:29 PM
We were sitting in the restaurant at the old Mountainaire Lodge, with our horse trailer parked outside, when a group of Germans sat down at the table behind us and started talking about the poor, abused horses forced to stand out there and wait . I turned around and told them, Wenn mann etwas nicht versteht, haelt man am besten die Fresse. We ate in silence after that. :lol:

Grizz

Genau! Awesome answer.
huntinstuff
03-04-2021, 05:30 PM
"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"

Its the soup of the day

"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"
Tactical Lever
03-04-2021, 05:33 PM
"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"

Its the soup of the day

"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"

Lol! Sometimes that's just easier...
Ken07AOVette
03-04-2021, 05:43 PM
"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"

Its the soup of the day

"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"

Harry and Lloyd lol.
superuke
03-04-2021, 05:55 PM
Are you open?
Ken07AOVette
03-04-2021, 05:58 PM
"S'cuse me, what is the soup du jour?"

Its the soup of the day

"Mmmmm. That sounds good . Ill have that"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aufzEgP97Kg&ab_channel=jkman999
huntinstuff
03-04-2021, 06:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aufzEgP97Kg&ab_channel=jkman999

My fav line in that movie
Twisted Canuck
03-04-2021, 06:24 PM
My favorite line from a movie restaurant scene, easily. I don't know what, but it always cracks me up, the waitresses line. Language warning.

https://youtu.be/THDbFs8a5R8
Grizzly Adams
03-04-2021, 08:00 PM
My favorite line from a movie restaurant scene, easily. I don't know what, but it always cracks me up, the waitresses line. Language warning.

https://youtu.be/THDbFs8a5R8

Incredible Cruelty, the rest of the movie is worth watching as well.

Grizz
TBark
03-04-2021, 08:12 PM
Kick his azz TBass,
Cam Neely.

TBark
Dewey Cox
03-04-2021, 08:50 PM
I named my dog Seabass.