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Bigwoodsman
01-11-2022, 05:35 PM
I’m not sure how the conversation started today, but we started to discuss the one thing every man should have. What’s your take?

I’ll start with a good pocket knife.

BW

huntinstuff
01-11-2022, 05:37 PM
A gun.

Twisted Canuck
01-11-2022, 05:37 PM
A good double action .357 revolver. Preferably S&W or Colt.

fordtruckin
01-11-2022, 05:44 PM
A truck, preferably FORD! Lol

Ricki Bobby
01-11-2022, 05:55 PM
Balls

lannie
01-11-2022, 05:57 PM
Integrity

Penner
01-11-2022, 06:03 PM
Rubbers

schreyer
01-11-2022, 06:05 PM
A savings account.

Gerald J
01-11-2022, 06:07 PM
A good job and a good woman. Ok, that's two things. If a guy has a decent job that is somewhat challenging, that pays ok and that he enjoys and a gal with the same values, is understanding, gives you a little space to do your outdoor stuff, etc. that's about 90% to 95% right there.

MountainTi
01-11-2022, 06:10 PM
Heated shop. Bigger the better

Fish along
01-11-2022, 06:12 PM
A magic lamp.:sHa_shakeshout:

straight
01-11-2022, 06:26 PM
Personality.

Albertadiver
01-11-2022, 06:27 PM
Hand moisturizer

Talking moose
01-11-2022, 06:28 PM
A leatherman on his belt.

Ken07AOVette
01-11-2022, 06:51 PM
A truck

Fordtruckin beat me to it

lmtada
01-11-2022, 06:52 PM
Mistresses

shooter55
01-11-2022, 06:54 PM
a good dog

Savage Bacon
01-11-2022, 06:58 PM
A big bbq and or smoker

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omega50
01-11-2022, 07:00 PM
Nose Hair Trimmer

TimeOff
01-11-2022, 07:00 PM
A firm handshake.

IL Bar
01-11-2022, 07:02 PM
Determination. Set goals and work to achieve them

Sundog57
01-11-2022, 07:04 PM
integrity/honesty

Dewey Cox
01-11-2022, 07:07 PM
A butler.

Twisted Canuck
01-11-2022, 07:36 PM
Hand moisturizer

I completely forgot about hand moisturizer! Good call!!

glen moa
01-11-2022, 07:46 PM
A best friend.

bat119
01-11-2022, 07:52 PM
Three tackle boxes full of lures and only use 20% of them

EZM
01-11-2022, 07:54 PM
A Creedmoor (and a man bun to go with it)

Ranets
01-11-2022, 07:57 PM
a good dog
absolutely

Ken07AOVette
01-11-2022, 08:03 PM
That thing that Bruce Jenner was born with but threw away.

Twisted Canuck
01-11-2022, 08:06 PM
That thing that Bruce Jenner was born with but threw away.

Technically they would have had to cut it off.

*cringe*

hunterngather
01-11-2022, 08:21 PM
A family that smiles and laughs every damn day.

57charlie
01-11-2022, 08:31 PM
Morals

Robins36
01-11-2022, 08:48 PM
Ambition!

fordtruckin
01-11-2022, 09:14 PM
Technically they would have had to cut it off.

*cringe*

I like to think it was done with those rubber bands for use on bulls transitioning to steers…. Make the guy really THINK about his life choices….

Smokinyotes
01-11-2022, 09:32 PM
Technically they would have had to cut it off.

*cringe*

Geezus. That sent a shiver up my spine.

Twisted Canuck
01-11-2022, 10:02 PM
I like to think it was done with those rubber bands for use on bulls transitioning to steers…. Make the guy really THINK about his life choices….

Some people like to call making a major mistake 'experience', but some things won't grow back either.

Geezus. That sent a shiver up my spine.


Ken started it!

CaberTosser
01-11-2022, 10:41 PM
Ethics

Miter saw

Compassion

Really strong Duct tape

Unrelenting drive

A wet-dry Shop Vac

Reliable friends

A quality EDC pocket knife

brewster29
01-11-2022, 10:49 PM
Technically they would have had to cut it off.

*cringe*

What actually happens is even more scary...they skin it out, toss the shaft parts, fashion a cavity and then push the skin inside out into the cavity as the liner...so basically the dick is inverted into a jane. Hurts just thinking about it.

BTW: every man should have Swaro binoculars.

jetboat175
01-11-2022, 10:50 PM
A personal stash and a smile on his face....

CaberTosser
01-11-2022, 10:50 PM
Technically they would have had to cut it off.

*cringe*

Don't they just turn it inside out and shove it in backwards using some type of expanding collet or pressurized inner tube section?? :thinking-006:

CaberTosser
01-11-2022, 10:51 PM
What actually happens is even more scary...they skin it out, toss the shaft parts, fashion a cavity and then push the skin inside out into the cavity as the liner...so basically the dick is inverted into a jane. Hurts just thinking about it.

BTW: every man should have Swaro binoculars.

Egad, I was kidding when I posted my intentional gross-out, turns out I wasn't that far off!

sns2
01-11-2022, 11:02 PM
Heated shop. Bigger the betterYes. With a loft and a kitchenette.

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sns2
01-11-2022, 11:04 PM
What actually happens is even more scary...they skin it out, toss the shaft parts, fashion a cavity and then push the skin inside out into the cavity as the liner...so basically the dick is inverted into a jane. Hurts just thinking about it.



BTW: every man should have Swaro binoculars.You deserve stoning for making us read that you rotten bugger!:)

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TBark
01-11-2022, 11:29 PM
Secret bank account.
Thought I had it made, 5% of my pay direct deposit through the company.
No way she could find out, til they mailed the statements home, grr.
So what could I say ? “Uh, happy birthday honey”

And yes, we laugh about it now, the Secret Bank Account,

TBark

Halfton
01-12-2022, 02:04 AM
A Backbone!

Jim

Freedom55
01-12-2022, 04:07 AM
A good barber that won't let a man bun survive.

58thecat
01-12-2022, 06:45 AM
Family, the unbroken tight ring.....makes outsiders more tolerable.

clock5849
01-12-2022, 07:04 AM
A gas weed trimmer.

goldscud
01-12-2022, 07:08 AM
A Savior

sns2
01-12-2022, 07:10 AM
A Savior.

Sundog57
01-12-2022, 07:54 AM
What actually happens is even more scary...they skin it out, toss the shaft parts, fashion a cavity and then push the skin inside out into the cavity as the liner...so basically the dick is inverted into a jane. Hurts just thinking about it.

You're thinking Robbie Burns Day is coming and we're talking about Haggis here right?

Hoopi
01-12-2022, 08:00 AM
Good Health

Hoopi

brass410
01-12-2022, 08:01 AM
morals

Ackleyman
01-12-2022, 08:08 AM
A good beer fridge

Savage Bacon
01-12-2022, 08:14 AM
Can I go again?

A visually appealing maid. That is pro bono.

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Engels
01-12-2022, 08:52 AM
10mm socket:sHa_shakeshout:

Smoky buck
01-12-2022, 08:55 AM
A backbone

colroggal
01-12-2022, 09:39 AM
10mm socket:sHa_shakeshout:

A backup 10mm socket to use until you find your other one.

Colin

flydude
01-12-2022, 10:00 AM
Cast iron cookware
A dog that weighs more than 50 lbs

Jack'n
01-12-2022, 10:02 AM
Integrity..... and scotch

flydude
01-12-2022, 10:08 AM
Axe and a chainsaw

flydude
01-12-2022, 10:08 AM
Nose hair trimmer

walker1
01-12-2022, 11:11 AM
truck............... I go Ford as well!!!
great cooler
fat wallet helps
HEALTH

more than one I know

Engels
01-12-2022, 02:11 PM
A backup 10mm socket to use until you find your other one.

Colin

probably a good idea to have a backup to the backup

huntinstuff
01-12-2022, 02:28 PM
About 50 pre-dug holes.....

Twisted Canuck
01-12-2022, 02:34 PM
Integrity..... and scotch

Oh, scotch goes without saying, but good you said it.

Rdamours
01-12-2022, 03:14 PM
I’m not doing bad on that list. I need to work on the morals and the butler thing :)

EZM
01-12-2022, 03:54 PM
A backup 10mm socket to use until you find your other one.

Colin

Come to think about it ..... where the ____ is my 10mm socket out of my ratchet set?

Check the next ratchet set - yup, that one is gone too

Good thing I have the deep 10mm somewhere around here ;;;

.........and all along I thought this was just a "me" thing with the goddarned 10mm sockets ...

maybe proof of alien life ..... they must be coming down to earth and stealing these things

Outbound
01-12-2022, 04:04 PM
A reliable truck. So NOT a Ford.

barbless
01-12-2022, 04:05 PM
:snapoutofit: A good sense of humor :sHa_sarcasticlol:

Ken07AOVette
01-12-2022, 04:07 PM
A young man needs a dodge or Chev truck so he learns the lesson early what truck not to buy, and has a very good grasp on mechanical ability if he decides to do his own repairs.

Then when the brain fills in, a Ford :)

russ
01-12-2022, 06:21 PM
I’m not sure how the conversation started today, but we started to discuss the one thing every man should have. What’s your take?

I’ll start with a good pocket knife.

BW

A wife to find all the stuff I lose!

russ
01-12-2022, 06:23 PM
A young man needs a dodge or Chev truck so he learns the lesson early what truck not to buy, and has a very good grasp on mechanical ability if he decides to do his own repairs.

Then when the brain fills in, a Ford :)

If he buys a Chev, he'll never need to learn the lesson. If he buys a Ford, he'll need good credit and deep pockets for the fuel bill.

daveyn
01-12-2022, 08:16 PM
...my Dad always told me that a man needs enough property that he can take a pee off the deck and not worry about offending anyone.
Like so many things our parents tell us, you don't really appreciate the wisdom of that until you get a little older and have neighbors.

Brankon
01-12-2022, 08:33 PM
A way to relieve stress :fishing:

Baitcaster
01-12-2022, 08:53 PM
An 86 inch T.V

Mavrick
01-12-2022, 10:11 PM
Toilet paper. Tell me you can do without it! Every outdoorsmen list starts with TB.

270person
01-13-2022, 02:46 AM
Comfy jams and an Asian nymphomaniac girlfriend.

waldedw
01-13-2022, 03:19 AM
A good partner in life,

rccam1
01-13-2022, 06:03 AM
Heated shop. Bigger the better


You don't have a home until your shop is bigger than your house.

Smokinyotes
01-13-2022, 06:34 AM
Comfy jams and an Asian nymphomaniac girlfriend.

Trouble with this is they are still a nympho when your not home.