Hunting Pranks

[IginlaOutfitting]

Thought this would be a great forum to share some funny jokes played on hunting/fishing buddies. Last fall after a long morning of walking through the bush in two feet of snow, my hunting buddy and I returned to the truck welcomed by two steamers left on under each door of the pick-up, can't wait to get the boys back this fall for their smelly present, but how.....

[packhuntr]

Hey, a little azz wipe stuffed into the objective lenses of their scopes one morning when the whitetails are really given-er, should fix your problem!!! And Mr. Big gets away again, :lol: :lol: , that might not be a real good idea....Then again...

keep a strain on er.

[BrownBear416]

I stole my buddies Leatherman out of his sheath when we were quading and stuck it in my pocket with the intent of letting him sweat it a bit thinking he lost it.Somehow before he realized it was missing it fell out of my pocket and i lost it.:scared: So i did what any good friend would do.....i helped him look for it and kept my damn mouth shut.:lol: :lol:

I also set up a mounted 160 whitetail buck out in a cutblock and tricked my 70year old uncle into shooting it.

[IginlaOutfitting]

The best ice-fishin prank is to tie some line from your chair over to your buddies tip up and jerk away, he is sure to get lots of exercise before snapping, they often look down the hole and tell you how big the phantom fish is

[packhuntr]

Haha:lol: :lol: , ive done the same thing afew times but while bait fishin on soft water. Someone gets bored or goes for another beer or whatever, and i often gives me just enough time if ive got my sh#t together.Just tie off with a spool of mono to the rod tip while the rod is in the rod holder, run er straight down, under a rock, and spool er off back to your chair. Start yarding, and the show begins:lol: :lol: Nothin better than watchin somone on the run for a bite when the fishins been slow man:lol: :lol: :lol: , ive watched some awesome lookin crash and burns!! The hook sets are explosive too, and they are always showin off, cause they know everyone is lookin!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: .

keep a strain on er.

[Jamie]

Ohhh.. Lets see

Dirty underwear in the pillow case (DIRTY DIRTY)
Can of ham under the mattress.. (# days sleeping on it)
Air conditioning turned on in a running truck (-30 or so)
Air conditioning blasted in the back of a suburban and blaming it on leaky windows from Westlock to Calgary, (Cripes that was cold)
Guy getting pulled from tent by a horse (I WISH I could have seen that one)
A FULL moon hanging out the door of a trailer as the guy opens the door and climbs the steps. (I actually laughed so hard I got a bleeding nose)
Guy holding a armful of fire wood while another guy is loading him up from approx 1.5' below and sneaking up behind the holder, ripping down his sweat pants only to find out he was not wearing any underwear. And the loader getting the surprise of his life. (Perhaps the best ever)

We have a bunch of fun... My wife thinks we are all little kids

Jamie

[ABwhitetail]

A good one for the guy's whom are really sensitive about their brand new very exspensive equipment....is getting to their quad and shutting the gas off...they usually go about a 100yrds or so before the thing will spudder and die....then there are P.O'd and swearing how they are going to tear a strip out of the dealership who sold it to them.....

My girlfriend purchased a personal silcone toy and put it in the pocket of my camo pants before we went to Wainwright last year....as the 4 of us were getting all geared up in our hotel room that 1st morning to head to the base I felt something large in the pocket....I pulled it out in front of everyone (not knowing what the heck it was).....and man did I turn red....everyone pee'd them selves laughing...thank god I didn't notice it at the hunter info session and pull it out then.....

Another hunting partner got his finger nails painted while sleeping at the camp fire...He had a few drinks to celebrate the bull he dropped that morning.....NEVER FALL A SLEEP AT THE CAMP FIRE.

Another hunting partner always had the idea that if he was the first one to leave camp every morning, he had the best chance of seeing that monster buck before the rest of us....so he was always the first to bed and first to rise....usually as your we just getting out of the tent in the morning you would catch the tail light of his quad heading out of camp...so one night after he went to bed, we used about 6 rolls of orange flagging tape to decorate his quad.....he choose to leave a little later rather than venture off with the barbie mobile...and yes, the rest of us beat him out that morning...and 5 minutes after legal light, one of the group shot a whitetail that netted 172....our friend heard the shot while still removing the tape.....

[clarki]

last season my buddy dropped a bull moose and called his cousin to come help. totally by accident the cousin got some hide/flesh on his boot and it got caught on the backside of his gas pedal right next to the heating vent for a few weeks. he said the stench was brutal but could not figure it out.. he did eventually but i htink that would be a great prank to put a piece of flesh under the pedal or even in the vent itself! later

M

[Dark Wing]

On a fishing trip my brother had a few too many cocktails the night before and choose to sleep in the next morning. On nights like that he keeps a glass of water next to his bed. When he went to guzzle it down the next morning he sucked in a fish eye for breakfest, it didn't stay down for very long.

[-NDN-]

when the wife an I are out hunting grouse, i sometimes put some rocks in my pocket, and throw themout in the bush, and she will do everything she can to find that grouse that made a noise in the bushes. LOL. i still havent filled her in:lol:

[Dick284]

I pulled this one on a young feller who just killed his first deer.
It happened to be a doe, and as I made my way over to the kill I preceeded to drop my pants and attempt to mount the now dead doe, only to stop short of dropping my underwear, and apologized to him for my bad manners,got a real serious look on my face, and said I guess since you shot her you get the first ride, I think he stopped only because my wife walked around the corner of the bush. I had sore ribs for a week after laughing so hard.

[albertadave]

Take the chain off the chain saw, sneak into the tent where your buddy is sleeping, gently place the bar of the chainless saw between his legs and fire it up. Put on a old style goalie mask for added effect.

Safety Note: make sure to remove all firearms from the tent before attempting this prank.

[TreeGuy]

Great Thread!

One of my old hunting partners met me on the trunk road in Mountaineer Lodge. He was towing his quad trailer with his Pathfinder. When we me he was mad because a rock had just dinged off of the trailer and popped out his back window.:lol:

Anyway, it was decided that we would travel about 60km south to hunt. God, you'd have to know the guy, but he is very serious and the world is out to get him!:lol: :lol:

He starts out first, and the first chance I get I pass him and throw up as much dust as possible for the next hour! If he slowed down, so did I. Eventually he gave up! I swear there was an inch of dust on his seats and dash when we got there! It's a good thing I didn't shoot a deer, 'cause there was no WAY that quad was helping my azz out that night!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tree
PS That was 5 years ago, and he's STILL mad!:lol:

[saltwater cowboy]

Those are some great ones to try this year,
A few of mine are shoe polish on the bino eye rubbers, if you can not let your buddy know, it's a joke that lasts all day.
To introduce a new hunter look for some deer droppings, pick them up, then replace them with some glossette raisins and eat them. then offer the new guy the real stuff. Even if they don't eat them they will think you are nuts.
Hack off a leg from a kill and use it to make tracks around the tent or truck.

[101sonny]

Reading this thread i have to say WOW I have never even thought of this kind of stuff .:innocent: Just me .

[elnino54]

I was heading to our hunting area with 2 buddies in the truck, one in the front pass. seat, the other in the back.........well the guy in the back always had the habit of attaching one of those scent wafers to his boot soaked in deer estrus. On this day the guy in back decided to take the wafer off his boot and very carefully place it on the left shoulder of the guy in the front seat. (He was busy talking and looking out the pass side window). Of course he eventually smells it and turns to give the guy in the back **** for wearing those things in the truck, but every time he turns his head he gets the strong waft of the doe estrus. This went on for several minutes, with the guy in front just about losing it, complaining about the bad smell and how it kept coming in waves.............Meanwhile, I'm trying to keep the truck on the road, I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes and I couldn't see, my guts were in agony and I could barely keep my hands on the steering wheel..........It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen......lol

[Kanonfodder]

Man am I glad I am not the only immature sort around. We just got back from a stag where ten of us headed to Dore Lake in N Sask for 6 days of fishn, after being informed that the cabins were on a cistern system and to use the "if its yellow let it mellow and if it's brown flush it down" a few of us decided that aroma is best shared and would sneak into other guys cabins and if it was brown we would leave it around.

[BloodHound70]

Well a few years ago myself and 3 buddies were up hunting near GP. We had the good fortune of using a family friends drilling camp as home base. The trailers were not being used at the time, so we had the whole camp to ourselves. We split into pairs for the entire trip. What we didn't tell the other pair was that amongst the empty trailers was one that had a full fuctioning bathroom complete with showers. Everyday me and my buddy would make sure we got to camp first and have a shower and use the can. When we would be all together and had to go use the facilities, we would walk into the bush as if to go, then skirt the camp and slip into the working trailer. For five days we let the other 2 guys crap in the bush and not shower. On the fifth day as one of the guys was proceeding to go do his deed in the bush, we asked him why he is always going into the bush when there is a perfectly good bathroom just over there in the trailer. We completely lost it....:lol: :lol: I laughed so hard I could barely breath. After they calmed down a bit (didn't find it nearly as funny as we did):lol: :lol: they said it finally all made sense to them. They couldn't figure out why we didn't stink like them and always looked so clean.....We still to this day give them a hard time about it. Truely one of our greatest gags.:lol: :lol: :lol:

BH

[Loco]

Back when I guided lots we always made plans on where we were going to hunt. So i was about a mile from where the other guide was going. It was about an hour before dark and i herad shoots in the drection where he was so I headed over. Found that they had shoot a moose and he had left his hunter to go and get help. well I had a bike stashed in the bush real close and instead of waiting I pulled the moose out with his hunter and headed to camp. Well to make this even better the other guide headed back in With the boss and when they got there no hunter or moose he couldn't understand where they were or if he made a wrong turn somewhere. After about 20 mins the boss said that he could see the drag marks and that the guts where still fresh. He cused me for a week after.
Loco

[unclebuck]

Two of us put the remains of a grizz pile(highbush cranberry)in a jar and put into our neighbours cupboard. All of us have known each other for at least 20years. What a commotion when they put the "jam" on their toast the next morning!!!!! One of the wives probably caught "*****" for the poor quality of her jam.

[ungulateslayer]

i got even for a buddy leaving my spool of fishing line short changed so when i cast i only had 2 yards of line loaded...no fish that day!so the next day it was payback time at supper i did the cooking and every one was a little tipsy from the brown sauce and whisky. i put earth worms on his plate, covered it with spagetti sauce and serves up his supper ...he turned 3 shades of green ..ran out the door an heaved like no tommorow!

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

Ah man after nearly peein my self and definitely wiping the tears away Dick this is frickin hilarious , just for some of the newer members thought Id bump this thread alive again . Man that is funny . I think I got a picture resembling something close to this .

I pulled this one on a young feller who just killed his first deer.
It happened to be a doe, and as I made my way over to the kill I proceeded to drop my pants and attempt to mount the now dead doe, only to stop short of dropping my underwear, and apologized to him for my bad manners,got a real serious look on my face, and said I guess since you shot her you get the first ride, I think he stopped only because my wife walked around the corner of the bush. I had sore ribs for a week after laughing so hard.

[Albertadiver]

Now this is a thread worth resurrecting!

:lol::lol:

[goober]

A few years ago while moose and elk hunting south of GP with my normal group and my buddies group the pranks got out of hand. The groups consisted of myself, my Father, Uncle, my 2 cousins, My buddy, his Dad, Uncle and 2 of his Dad's buddies. My Dad and I got tired of all the pranks so on the last day we figured we would give them something to remember. We made sure we were alone at camp the last day to pull off our plans. My buddies truck was the first target. We peeled back the lining under his hood and used hay wire to tie up a piece of a moose leg and then covered it again with the lining. Inside one of the other guys campers we stuck a gland in a drawer in the back corner underneath the lining. The following summer was the funniest summer I have ever experienced listening to them talk about trying to find these stenches to no avail! We finally broke down and told them in about August! They have never messed with us again!

Another failed prank involved a buddy at work. Lets just say this guy suffered from little man syndrome and had the biggest mouth around. In november I kept the glands off of the buck I got and took them to work. He drove a YJ and always left it unlocked. At lunch I opened the door and inserted a couple glands under the carpet. I could not wait for them to heat up! Problem was just after Christmas the Jeep was stolen! After telling him what he missed out on he could not believe it and did not get it at all. After the insurance claim was done and he had his new vehicle he got a call to come identify what they thought may have been his stolen Jeep. It was now July and when he opened the door of the Jeep he almost puked on the spot. It seemed whoever stole it decided to abandon it for some reason west of the city!!

[Bear]

Me and two of my buddies were hunting west of Rocky. One of my buddies was a bit of a loner and somewhat "strange". He went one direction and the other buddy and I went the other direction saying we would meet back at the truck for lunch.

Well just before getting back to the truck I had a wicked nose bleed. Gushing like I had been shot. So across the road I go leaving a pretty good blood trail on some deer tracks. We put a couple shots in to the dirt and waited for buddy to come back for lunch.

He had heard the shots and wondered what we got. Told him it was a monster mulie and that the blood trail was just up the road a few yards. He got all excited and started to brag about his tracking skills. So we loaded up and let him lead us. Hell he was "tracking" for about 1/2 hour until we couldn't hold it in any longer. He was a little ****ed at us. And to think about it that was the last time I hunted with him.

[Magnum Man]

hideing a used bra (the bigger the better) available at any salvation army used clothing outlet, in your buddies clothing that he takes home for the wife to clean. You can guess the results and I still deny it fiercly.

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

hideing a used bra (the bigger the better) available at any salvation army used clothing outlet, in your buddies clothing that he takes home for the wife to clean. You can guess the results and I still deny it fiercly.

Thats an oldy but a gooder . Gotta get one of them old lunch lady bra's that have 12 cast iron hooks on em , make it look like big birtha and a matching set of flower print under britches .

I reasently witnessed the 4 shot .280 wake up . Man all I could hear was $@%k you guys .

[catnthehat]

I pulled this one on a young feller who just killed his first deer.
It happened to be a doe, and as I made my way over to the kill I preceeded to drop my pants and attempt to mount the now dead doe, only to stop short of dropping my underwear, and apologized to him for my bad manners,got a real serious look on my face, and said I guess since you shot her you get the first ride, I think he stopped only because my wife walked around the corner of the bush. I had sore ribs for a week after laughing so hard.
Two fellas at work years ago , (inlaws) took the one's young fella out for his first hunt. They set up triangulating a field, and the young guy pops a small buck. Well, here come Ronny racing across the field trying to get his pants down yelling " ME FIRST"!!:lol:
Danny ( the yougster) told me this a few years later, and said that both his dad and Ron ( the uncle) said that's what you did with the first deer, but Danny just brushed it off - that is untill he saw Ron at full gallop , (all 5'5",275 pounds of him!) across the field!.
I asked Ron about it a few years back and he danged near peed himself laughing about it, and couldn't tell the story himself for about a half hour!!:lol:
The young fella said that visual of Ron completely unhinged him for years!!

Myself, one of the funniest I pulled was when I had our projects manager in the boat with my best hunting buddy, Trapper Wheeler.
Morris and Trapper had hunted lots together, and were always full of pranks.
We were anchored in a spot and somehow Morris and I had got the "not so good " part of the boat.
Well, Ol'Trapper says " hey throw me a bunch of minnows , will ya?"
Mo' and I looked at each other, and at the same time heaved about 5 each at him in our best fastball styles we could muster!!:lol:
after the cussin' stopped there was something said about us envying someone who could outfish us, but it fell on deaf ears!!:D
Cat

[lucky_magic_stick]

Well my dad always brags about the best prank they did to their buddy. Their buddy was a rookie hunter and just shot himself his first mulie buck. Just like an other first hunter smiling ear to ear and all excited about his first kill. So they tell him that he needs to gut it, so he pulls out his knife and asks my dad and everyone else what he needs to do first. They said, "stick your finger right up its butt!" So not knowing what to do he puts his fingers right up the dead deers up, and a nerve pinched and the guy gets up its still alive its still alive and just starts freaking out. During this time all the guys just burst out in laughter.

While he was freaking out my dad unloads his gun that he left lended up against the fender of the truck. And puts his gun unloaded and everything back into its case and hides it in the back of the truck. The deer gets gutted and drained out and thrown into the back of the truck. The guys start driving down the road and then the guy starts freaking out where is my gun, I left my gun. So they drive back to the spot of the deer kill and they try to find it and he has no clue where is it. He's still freaking out when my dad pulls the gun out of the back of the truck. The guy was never so embarrassed.

I'm glad my dad told me these stories before i first started hunting.

[blackmamba]

so this year we were on our way home from a long day of hunting and we had a new guy with us . We have this thing when a buddy falls asleep we keep tapping the breaks to watch his head keep bobbing up and down .

Well this guy was so tired he never once woke up , so we came up with a plan to hammer on the breaks , swerve all over the road and scream at the top our lungs . Imeediately when we did this he he rocked forward till the seat belt locked , he woke up screaming like a 12 year old and was covering his face . We literally had to pull over cause we were laughing so hard at him .

He got so mad that he was like take me home right now , take me home right now .. Upon dropping him off , he informed us that he had completly S**t himself ..

[hunter10]

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[209x50]

Bernie a crazy frenchman hunted moose with us for years. A fearless prankster we all suffered at his hands until the night he had his first lesson in Patrón drinking. We shaved his left eyebrow and the right side of his mustache off. We choked everytime we looked at him but he never caught on and after two days that was just the way Bernie looked we were quite used to it. Until his girl friend showed up that night and lost her mind and kicked and whaled away on us as we helplessly laid on the ground gasping for air. Nothing beats a surprise twofer on a good prank.

[fishstick]

One year while hunting in High prairie at my Uncle's house my uncle had told us that his buddy had a calf moose hanging in with his cows so me and another one of my uncles who had just so happened to a calf moose license went out to the guys place to find the calf. We came across the land owner trying to get one of his cows up that had went down,we tried to help him get the cow up but couldn't so he asked me if I would just shoot it for him so I obliged. a few minutes later my uncle called us to see how we were making out we told him that we had pulled the trigger but left it at that and we'll explain later. when we got back to the house we told my uncle that we had shot a cow he said asked "THE COW MOOSE" we said no one of B.J's cows well his jaw drooped to the floor,muttered some obsenities then began to give us hell wondering how he was going to expain to his buddy that we shot one of his cows. Well we couldn't hold our laughter any more and expained to him that his buddy asked us to.

[m88.358wn]

A few years back I was archery hunting with a couple of buds. At the end of the day I was heading back to camp and could hear my pals coming from behind me on the same trail so I stepped to the side and waited to walk back with them. They came and passed by me with in about 3 feet not noticing me! I could not help my self so I jumped back into the trail and made a loud growl. Both former pals screamed like girls then chased me for about a 1/4 of a mile.:D

[albertadave]

A number of years ago I spent the summer horse wrangling for an outfitter in the NWT. At the end of the season, right before I was headed home, he let me take a caribou for myself. Nearing the end of two very long days of driving, about 15 miles west of Leduc, I passed a game warden headed the opposite direction. He saw the antler tips sticking up out of the box of my truck and spun around and pulled me over. As I got out of my truck, and he got out of his, he says “so you got an elk?” Being a cocky 19 year old I said “yep.” He walks up and looks in the box of the truck and his eyes got very wide. “Where did you shoot this?” he asks. “A couple hours west of here” I said barely keeping a straight face. I can tell he’s getting ready to freak out, but then he sees the NWT tag on it. He actually had a pretty good chuckle and we ended up having a nice chat on the side of the road.

[duffy4]

I hope none of you guys are coming to the A.O. hunting weekend in October. The rest of us would not sleep at night with you jokers about.

[catnthehat]

I hope none of you guys are coming to the A.O. hunting weekend in October. The rest of us would not sleep at night with you jokers about.

Guess I'm going to have to make a special trip this fall, just so's I can camp next to ya Duffy!:D

[winged1]

A fellow I chummed with for years finally convinced me to go hunting with him. Heading up a trail with him behind, he say's 'what would you do if I shot you in the back'. I told him to F...off and kept walking. From behind he fired into the air. My knees went weak for half doz steps. I'm sure he thought it was a 'prank'.

[ram crazy]

Put black eyeliner on the eye pieces ot your hunting buddies binos then at the end of the day stop for a nice supper at a restaurant and watch everybody get a good laugh! :lol:

[AxeMan]

A buddy brought a bag of chocolate covered almonds on a moose hunting trip and wasn't sharing. We slipped a few choice well aged moose turds into the bag.

[interceptor]

Not a hunting partner but still bloody funny I reckon.

A few years ago I was at a 2 day 3D shoot, on the Saturday night after a few too many rums, a mate (Russell) and I got into a little argument with a bloke and his missus about how we love to shoot feral cats with our bows, they were PETA types I guess. After ten minutes or so Russell just gets up and walks off, I thought "well thanks for nothing, leaving me to fight on alone".

After a few minutes Russell comes back, sits down and carries on with the argument like he never left, except he had this big grin on his face.

Well after a minute or so I just burst out laughing I could not even stay on my seat I ended up on the floor laughing so hard that I nearly peed myself.

Why you ask......

When Russell came back from his camper he was wearing a hat made out of a Feral Cat skin that he had shot in Cape York a few years before, it had the head and front paws at the front and the rest of it went down his back.

Man you should of seen the look on old mates face he was really mad and his wife just lost it, she started calling us names and went on and on and then just gave up on us, we were both on the floor by this stage.

Everyone was talking about it the next day, most of the shooters were hunters and just wanted to see our the hat was made.

Man I still crack up when I think about it.

Cheers Noel

[Hoochie Papa]

This is one that any one can do to anybody.....never fails no matter how experienced your partner is.

While on a spot and stalk, walking quietly through the bush, take the lead.

Stop walking in mid step and freeze. Don't answer your partner when he askes "What's up?" Raised you head ever so slowly, whisper out a profanity, and start stepping backwards slowly. As you back up toward your partner, quickly turn and start running for your life. Stop before you get tired. Guaranteed your partner won't stop until whatever "skeered" you is long gone.
Works everytime, and never gets old.

[river_runner]

A fellow I chummed with for years finally convinced me to go hunting with him. Heading up a trail with him behind, he say's 'what would you do if I shot you in the back'. I told him to F...off and kept walking. From behind he fired into the air. My knees went weak for half doz steps. I'm sure he thought it was a 'prank'.:confused:a prank i would say no :huh:

[el sparko]

this may not seem as elaborate as many of the tricks you guys have posted but you have to understand the circumstances that this nasty trick was pulled. a good buddy of mine has an incredable lust for elk, he has yet to take one. he gets the worst case of buck fever i have ever seen when a bull responds to a call. i'm sure he says to himself "this year i'm going to keep it togather!"
well, we hunted hard one morning and we must have logged at least 20 clicks without getting a sniff; by the time the evening hunt rolled around my buddy decided he would head up on a ridge and just sit and listen for a call. i decided to mosey around and cow call at every likely looking spot.
the hours passed and so did the miles and as i was walking along a trail i heard a deep growling sound. after doing a "quick draw" on the hunting knife and the toilet paper i realized it was my buddy sitting in the hole left by a fallen tree sound asleep and snoring like a bugger.
i positioned myself in a comfy position just over his shoulder and proceeded to let loose with a monster bull bugle.
the events that followed were as expected, i let it fly and dummy stops mid-snore and with a ninja style one motion move is on his feet arrow drawn ready for action. i fall off the log and just about **** myself laughing.

[Uncle John]

When we were first married my wife would come out to the hunting camp I worked at every now and again and spend a few days. It was a 4 hour horse ride into camp. One of the guides was a great practical joker and my wife bore the brunt of a few of his jokes. On one trip she decided it was time to get even so just before she left she got into his duffle bag and put a dab of honey in the crotch of all of his clean undershorts. Took him awhile to figure out what the h... the problem was.

[~Octane~]

I do this one quite a bit...shoot a ruffy and gut, firmly attach the carcass to a branch on the side of the road where a lot of roadhunters drive, so it looks as real as it can..park in a far, safe place out of sight for them while you eat lunch and watch them unload their guns, sometime's 3 or 4 times before they figure it out:lol::lol::lol: It's even funnier if it falls off on the 1st or 2nd shot and they go running up to collect it, then are left scratching their heads with the words of "WTF" echoeing through the area :lol:

[bsnyder]

Man am I glad I am not the only immature sort around. We just got back from a stag where ten of us headed to Dore Lake in N Sask for 6 days of fishn, after being informed that the cabins were on a cistern system and to use the "if its yellow let it mellow and if it's brown flush it down" a few of us decided that aroma is best shared and would sneak into other guys cabins and if it was brown we would leave it around.

:wave:How is Dore Lake?:huh:I have a place in Bigriver and am dying to try it:D

[jpohlic]

Not exactly a hunting story but its pretty funny anyway.

A buddy and I were playing paintball at the cabin. I had him in my sights and he gave up, but I shot him in the nads anyway. He went back to the cabin and I gave him some time to cool off cuz he was ****ed! When I got back he pulled his hand from his pants, dripping fake blood, and said "It broke." My face must have gone white I felt so bad.

That was close to 20 years ago... I don't feel so bad anymore but I still owe him for that.

[saskbuffaloguy]

This is a great thread.
I've thought 'bout doin' this a few times during my countless hours in motels and hotels..but never had the 'nads to try it :scared:
You often see rig workers, hunters, cn/cp rail crews with their pickups backed up or nosed up the doors of their motel room..you go out in the wee early hours of the morning and tie a rope, or even better yet use one of the small ratcheting tiedowns from their rig, from the bumper of their truck to the doorknob of the room. This only works if there is no doorway from the room into the interior of the motel.
One can imagine the confusion and all the WTF's as a handful of sleepy eyed hunters, or riggers, trying to get an early start to the day, go to open the door inward and find it won't budge.
It should work even better at a small mom and pop or fleabag type of place witrh no front desk staff in until 9 or 10 in the morning.
I would love to hear from anyone with suggestions, modifications, or people that have actually had huoevoes to execute this manouver:lol:

[hal53]

This is a great thread.
I've thought 'bout doin' this a few times during my countless hours in motels and hotels..but never had the 'nads to try it :scared:
You often see rig workers, hunters, cn/cp rail crews with their pickups backed up or nosed up the doors of their motel room..you go out in the wee early hours of the morning and tie a rope, or even better yet use one of the small ratcheting tiedowns from their rig, from the bumper of their truck to the doorknob of the room. This only works if there is no doorway from the room into the interior of the motel.
One can imagine the confusion and all the WTF's as a handful of sleepy eyed hunters, or riggers, trying to get an early start to the day, go to open the door inward and find it won't budge.
It should work even better at a small mom and pop or fleabag type of place witrh no front desk staff in until 9 or 10 in the morning.
I would love to hear from anyone with suggestions, modifications, or people that have actually had huoevoes to execute this manouver:lol:
was caught in a fire in a hotel once....3 people died...not too funny......

[Cornsy]

Allright guys. They are all good but I think this one might have been the best!! Now this started out as an honest mistake but turned into probably the best hunting prank ever.
My brothers buddy was a drill bit salesman so one day my brother and I decided to tag along with him and bring the 270 for a potential deer. It was late November, full rut and bucks everywhere in the Viking area. None of the three of us had ever harvested a deer but my brother's buddies roomate had lots so we decided the drill bit salesman would be the coach. Passed on a few bucks and then my brother landed on an awesome running shot. DEER DOWN. We proceeded to cut and gut, as we were finishing, buddy said now you have to tie the dick in knot. We both were stunned but he told us if the dick was not tied it would pee on the meat and ruin it.
It took my brother and I about ten minutes (me pulling and him yanking) to finally tie this buck genitalia into a knot. We were pretty satisfied because it was darn hard work in the blizzard. As we got back to buddies garage and hung the deer, his roomate came out and asked us how the gutting went. "Well it was all really aesy until we had to tie the dick in a knot". Buddies roomate fell over backwards and explained he only did that for ****s and giggles.
Our accomplishment was someone tarnished but the meat was great.
Unreal laughter and since I don't worry about the dick!

[saskbuffaloguy]

was caught in a fire in a hotel once....3 people died...not too funny......

Sorry to hear that Hal. I guess the saying holds true..It's all fun and games till someone looses an eye

[hal53]

Guess u had to be there.....not fun...pranks are pranks....funny....enjoy them...but.....don't think lodging a motel door shut is a prank....just my thoughts

[Cooeylover]

Years ago my brother and i found a dead doe jsut before deer season, long story short someone shot it in bird season and never got it. But thats another rant. We took the doe and wired it up in the willows to some small saplings up on a beutiful knoll where everyone would see it while driving or walking on this old road. We lived about a mile away and laughed at everytime we heard the hail of gunfire. We had to "fix-er-up" a few times cause some would hit the hay wire we used to tie her up. Im tellin ya, when you stepped about 50 yds past the deer, the trees were riddled with bullet holes.
Got the hint from an old railway worker who use to look after the old train station near the community that we lived. He told us he could set it to his watch the time which someone would walk up the tracks till he heard the gun fire.

Good times!!:D:D

[.270fan]

Not exactly a hunting story but its pretty funny anyway.

A buddy and I were playing paintball at the cabin. I had him in my sights and he gave up, but I shot him in the nads anyway. He went back to the cabin and I gave him some time to cool off cuz he was ****ed! When I got back he pulled his hand from his pants, dripping fake blood, and said "It broke." My face must have gone white I felt so bad.

That was close to 20 years ago... I don't feel so bad anymore but I still owe him for that.

I remember the look on your face when Jed did that...PRICELESS !!! He had me fooled for a second or two as well....ahhh good times.

[moosehunter3-0]

I do this one quite a bit...shoot a ruffy and gut, firmly attach the carcass to a branch on the side of the road where a lot of roadhunters drive, so it looks as real as it can..park in a far, safe place out of sight for them while you eat lunch and watch them unload their guns, sometime's 3 or 4 times before they figure it out:lol::lol::lol: It's even funnier if it falls off on the 1st or 2nd shot and they go running up to collect it, then are left scratching their heads with the words of "WTF" echoeing through the area :lol:

:lol: ive always wanted to try that with an old ****ty looking mount if I can ever get my hands on one

[Echo-Gecko]

Cling-wrap over the toilet bowl...need I say more?

[bessiedog]

I've had a few pulled on me over the years in camp.

- Make sure you have a cordless drill at camp so you can screw the outhouse door shut with your victim in it....... this gag goes best in the winter.

Take all your spent shotgun shells and hide them in the sun visors of your buddy's vehicle.... this one really panned out when our friend got pulled over for speeding and flipped the visor to get out his insurance..... lot o 'splainin ta do!!

- We had a friend that kept bumming shells off of us pheasant hunting one time. We fixed his habit by reloading his gun with dud shells (emptied out shot) if he ever put it down for a pee.

bd

[Echo-Gecko]

I have not done this but I think reloading shotgunshells with confetti would be really entertaining in a duck blind

[MrLeahy]

I have not done this but I think reloading shotgunshells with confetti would be really entertaining in a duck blind

I would be willing to purchase a box of these if anyone can do it! PM me:lol:

[Stahler]

this wasnt done while hunting but it could have been. I drive to work in the mornings with 3 other guys that are on my rig crew. I was getting tired of having to drive while they slept so one day I found a stretch of road that had nice smooth ditches and slowly slowded down to about 50 k and then steered into the ditch and started screaming too. They screamed like little girls and didnt sleep for months

[unclebuck]

While still a resident of Sask., two groups of us would go elk & moose hunting in the area around Greenwater Lake Park. Each group had a tent, and all of the whistles & bells that were required to provide comfort for the week or ten days that we would be in the bush. One of our guys on his way out of the bush one evening scooped up some black bear leftovers(highbush cranberries), and put it into a small jar. He put the jar on the table in the other tent. The next morning at breakfast one of the guys tried it out on his toast. What a racket & commotion, as buddy started swearing profusely at one of his partners wife for making such *****ty jam.

[jaylow?]

While still a resident of Sask., two groups of us would go elk & moose hunting in the area around Greenwater Lake Park. Each group had a tent, and all of the whistles & bells that were required to provide comfort for the week or ten days that we would be in the bush. One of our guys on his way out of the bush one evening scooped up some black bear leftovers(highbush cranberries), and put it into a small jar. He put the jar on the table in the other tent. The next morning at breakfast one of the guys tried it out on his toast. What a racket & commotion, as buddy started swearing profusely at one of his partners wife for making such *****ty jam.

this one is getting used this fall.:evilgrin:

[Magnum Man]

BTT
worth recycling

[munyee4321]

Opened up shot a few shot guns shells took out the shot replaced with confetie. Told buddy ill load his shotty for the goose hunt. Also told him he should take the first poke at the first set to come in... :D boy.. hes never let me touch his shotty during hunting season ever again lol

[huntinstuff]

Some of you are probably familiar with Hal SHOCKEY, Jim's dad.

Hal is a character and at the Mayo float plane base there is an outhouse.

Inside this outhouse is a "human" skeleton sitting there......

He and I spent the better part of an hour laughing at the guys, mostly clients, as they opened the outhouse door....

Some guys almost fall backwards.....

[Wulfespirit]

Out chasing bull moose a few days before Halloween several years back. Three of us camping in a small trailer in the middle of the bush just off an oil/gas road. The evening hunt was over and we sat back in the trailer talking about the day for awhile and sipped on a few grown up pops. At about 11pm, all three of us needed a pee break. We stepped outside - it was clear and moonless - truly pitch black.

I was going to attend a halloween party that year dressed as Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th. Had the coveralls, mask, and plastic machette in my truck. After finishing my business, I quickly hopped into the costume and walked around to the other side of the trailer where one of the guys was just finishing up.....

... when I stepped in front of him holding the machette up in the air (just outside of stream range) I swear he jumped back 6-8 feet and screamed "JESUS!!"

I'm glad all of our firearms were cased and locked up for the night. Laughed until I just about vomited. :)

[ontario gunner]

Was out on a diver duck shoot one day on lake stclair in ontario. One of our buddies goes out to retrieve a couple downed ducks.. My other buddy says hand me his shotgun.. I handed it over to him,, he throws in a couple 12 gauge flares. Had a flock of scaup come in and he was the only one too stand and fire.. you could hear the howling from all the nearby blinds.. he checked his gun every time after retrieving ducks from that day on.

[kitchen]

once when my dad was young, he was camping with my uncle and their freind, and their freind wouldnt get up in the morning to go hunting so my dad backed the truck up to his tent and put the exaust right inside his tent. that got him up in a hurry.

my uncle told me that when he used to sheep guide, the same guy used to go get his dessert everyday before the cook put it on the table, so my uncle took moose turds and put them in a bowl with some icing sugar on top and put it beside all the desserts because he knew that his freind would try to eat all the deserts. he did.

my uncle also used to treeplant and his camp was pretty close to a vegatarian tree planting camp. my uncle killed a deer and skinned it than put the carcus on their dining table at night.

[Shmag]

Great thread and good stories guy's.

A long time ago we were moose hunting and staying the week-end in a wall tent. It was mid november and very cold with a couple feet of snow. After one buddy fell asleep we quietly picked his cot up and carried it outside and put it along side the tent, if he woke up he would still hear us drinking inside.

It was about 45 min later, then we hear BRRRRRRRRR... F### it's cold in here.
I don't think i ever laughed so hard as that night. At that time he must of pulled his sleeping bag over his head and tried to go back to sleep, still not knowing he was outside. Then about 15min later, he stepped out of his bag to put wood in the stove, only to step into two feet of snow. Then the swearing started, good thing it was cold out, gave him time to cool down trying to get back into the tent.

[whitetail Junkie]

I also set up a mounted 160 whitetail buck out in a cutblock and tricked my 70year old uncle into shooting it.[/QUOTE]

Now thats to funny!!! You just gave me some great ideas for this fall

[vantheman]

If someone in your vehicle falls asleep while you are driving, slam on the breaks, hold down the horn and cry out all at once.

Obviously discretion must be used as to when and where you attempt this prank. The results can be quite hilarious if executed correctly.

[mtylerb]

If someone in your vehicle falls asleep while you are driving, slam on the breaks, hold down the horn and cry out all at once.

Obviously discretion must be used as to when and where you attempt this prank. The results can be quite hilarious if executed correctly.

Even better, when your passenger is asleep, find a semi in one of those roadside pulloffs and approach slowly from the front. Then slam on the brakes, holding the steering wheel with both hands, push yourself back in the seat and scream. Your passenger might just have an accident as they wake up to see a semi's headlights in the front window. You don't have to be going very fast, either, a barely registering speed will still give you quite the lurch forward when braking quickly and the person just waking up won't know the difference. :D

As said above, though, use discretion.

[Slash8]

One of the boys in our group would go to the same spot in the bush to have his morning glory day after day, we pulled his trail cam off a bear bait set up and put it by his pooping grounds. The day before he was going to retrieve the camera off the bait site we put it back in the original position. The look on his face was priceless when he was flipping through the pictures. First confusion and then shock. I can't write what he said to us but we all had a good laugh.

[Shmag]

One of the boys in our group would go to the same spot in the bush to have his morning glory day after day, we pulled his trail cam off a bear bait set up and put it by his pooping grounds. The day before he was going to retrieve the camera off the bait site we put it back in the original position. The look on his face was priceless when he was flipping through the pictures. First confusion and then shock. I can't write what he said to us but we all had a good laugh.



:lol: LMAO :lol: I like your style!!!

[LintonWeikle]

well 1 night after several wobly pops, my buddy calls it a night . so me and a good buddy get to the planning. turns out you can hook a wire to a spark plug then run it up to the spring under the seat on a quad. needless to say everytime you try to start you get a nasty shock. in the morning he woke up pretty quick after the ole berries got cooked. ( PAY CLOSE ATTENTION ) act all cocky after he tells you about it walk over and for christ sakes whatever you do dont get on the quad just hit the starter and she will start without the shock. TURN IT OFF and tell him to get on and quit holding the hunt up. well of course he sees you didnt get a jolt and gets on and whammy he gets her again. after contemplating the problem get around the engine and fiddle alittle with the battery cables, let go completely and tell him to hitter. owwiie thats a third zap. really tear into this thing and pull the seat up quick the wire should come off, and you get away scott free, after noticing a loose odd wire pull it and make no big deal. bet it works the next year on him.

take it to em'

Linton

[bobjoe]

This gives me great ideas..... This is something I did a few years back to a buddy of mine. He was always playing pranks on me for one thing or another. A bit of history first, An uncle of mine is a truck driver and he went to mexico and came back with a case of pure vanila. They were in plactic bottles that looked like water bottles. SO My buddy was thristy and wanted a drink, so I gave him a bottle of "water". Needless to say he didn't take a second drink. I got a good laugh out of it. He hasn't got me back yet for that either.....

[u_cant_rope_the_wind]

years ago while guideing for an outfitter west of fox creek AB,
the camp was an old sawmill site,
and there was this group of yankes, that like to stay up and drink a few to many wobly pops, well after the cook would shut the power generator off this 1 guy would wth out a doubt head for the outhouse armed wth jst a flashlight in his rubber boots and gonch, wel in the guides shack we had about a two yr old mount of a B bear cub standing on its hind leggs, so one night we decided loosen some old boards on the out house, my freind had a deep voice so when the yanke opened the door of the outhouse i pushed the bear in the back of the out house and my friend roared, needless to say the old yanke tripped on his two left rubber boots landed face first in a huge mud hole screaming like a little girl , that he was being attacked by a grizz:lol::lol::lol:

[yamaha 1]

Hey ( wind ) I'll bet there was no tip for you guys from that hunter. Too funny:lol::lol::lol:

[5Weight]

I used to work at a golf course. One winter I caught a very large pike icefishing, and on the way home from the lake, stopped at the golf course, walked out onto the frozen water hazard with all my fishing gear, and took a bunch of pictures of me triumphantly holding my prize. The water hazard of course had no fish in it, but that didn't stop me from telling the others I pulled it out from there.

One of my golf shop staff (a retired gentleman who was a lot of fun - and a very much above board kinda guy) of course didn't believe it and suspected a prank... but he wasn't 100% sure. SO, I got a buddy of mine to call the golf course pretending to be the editor of a big fishing publication wanting to do a story on this pike he had heard of. I was hiding in the back room watching my employee sqirm on the phone as the "editor" kept saying, "I need a quote for this article and am under a deadline. I can't wait to talk to your boss when he gets back. I'm going to use your name"... My empoyee, being a very honest guy and someone not sure if this was a true story or not, was adamantly telling the "editor" that he didn't want his name used in print.

After the phone call, I reappeared in the golf shop where I was greeted with a frantic explanation of the phone call.

He didn't believe the big pike was caught at the golf course, but he did believe the editor of Field and Stream was calling... Man, were we laughing over that one.