Gnomes Gone Wild

[Twisted Canuck]

Hey Guys, anybody know where a thirsty Gnome can get a Mojito around here??:)

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo213/twistedcanuck/gnome.jpg

(sorry BB, I came home late form work and just had so much material that I didn't want to waste....)

[220swifty]

Better be on a beach about 1000 miles south of here, or else.

Hey, fishnut, I was just wondering if you and the gnome share an umbrella when it rains?

[Alberta Bigbore]

Gnomes turn me on:love0025:

[HunterDave]

I'll be with you guys in a minute.......I'mmmmm......ahhh little busy right now!

http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx79/lifetimepassion/URNotMyBosscom_136.jpg

[Twisted Canuck]

Real friends don't let their Gnome buddies drink too much, next thing you know, they're starting fights with busty waitresses and cheering for the Toronto Maple Leafs......

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo213/twistedcanuck/leafsfan.jpg

Hey Big Bore, does this guy make your pulse race buddy?:sHa_shakeshout:

(You know I'm kidding, right...right?)

[Nomad]

That might have been the best thread ever.:)

[Twisted Canuck]

That might have been the best thread ever.:)

Yup, apparently it's going down in the Anals of AO history........:thinking-006:

[HunterDave]

YOUNG GNOMES GET JOB AS WAITERS

Since gnomes have come out and into the world of work they have found many new employment opportunities. A spokesman from Macdonalds said “ We like to employ gnomes because they have a good sense of humour and they make the burgers look bigger” :sHa_sarcasticlol:

[Dr. Phil A]

Isn't that a leaf blower?

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

The Typical Manly Man Ghome .
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/JOHN_CONROY/657cb86f.jpg
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/JOHN_CONROY/9a9c3474.jpg
After a Few Mojito"s Ghome .
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/JOHN_CONROY/771799cd.jpg

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[HunterDave]

It looks like a gnome got your waitress John!

[BBJTKLE&FISHINGADVENTURES]

It looks like a gnome got your waitress John!

:lol:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii122/JOHN_CONROY/e7a0cb71.jpg

[TreeGuy]

Yup, apparently it's going down in the Anals of AO history........:thinking-006:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Had it made two more pages, F9 would have had enough material to propose a new sitcom called, '#$%& My Gnome Says!' :D

[Twisted Canuck]

Real Gnomes ride Harleys.....on the way to watching the latest dinner theater production of 'Cats' and drinking peach schnapps......

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo213/twistedcanuck/bikergnome.jpg

[Twisted Canuck]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Had it made two more pages, F9 would have had enough material to propose a new sitcom called, '#$%& My Gnome Says!' :D

Now that one made me laugh out loud.....luckily, I didn't have a mouth full of Glenlivet when it happened, or the expression 'tears to my eyes' would have taken on a whole new painful meaning.


Not that real Gnomes cry.

[hayseed]

OMFG.... I'm out of the closet too guys..... GNOME FETISH......

whew, feel better now, even better after a strawberry daquari... 400 situps, 200 pushups, and my regular routine of fighting crime swinging building to building...

[Albertadiver]

I'm luvin it :sHa_shakeshout:


This ranks up there, but doesn't surpass the barbell thread. THAT one had me laughing so hard I felt like i was doing situps with 260lbs on my belly.

[TreeGuy]

I'm guessing Hayseed's version of 'swinging' is less, Sex In The City, and more, 'George of the Jungle! :D

[TreeGuy]

I'm luvin it :sHa_shakeshout:

Take 'er easy McDouble. :lol:

[Albertadiver]

Take 'er easy McDouble. :lol:

I'm insulted, I'm a real man you know. :cry:

[Twisted Canuck]

I tried out for wrestling in highschool, but being gnomishly small (that's a new word btw, you may want to use it in a sentence soon) I only made the girls lemon gin and Fresca team.....my dad was disappointed at first, but came to respect my choice.

[hayseed]

I'm guessing Hayseed's version of 'swinging' is less, Sex In The City, and more, 'George of the Jungle! :D

Gasp???? Not into SWINGING GNOMES?? The " Other Alternative Garden Lifestyle"

:sHa_sarcasticlol:

[HunterDave]

So this fella walks into the bar with a gnome,

And the waitress walks up and says, "Do I gnome you?" :sHa_shakeshout:

[Twisted Canuck]

After one too many strawberry daiquiris, Gordon was prone to yelling at the immigrants in his neighborhood.....

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo213/twistedcanuck/angrygnome.jpg

[HunterDave]

Devout worshiper MOJITO ALI GNOME

http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx79/lifetimepassion/20-02650-2T.jpg

[HunterDave]

Dammed Kids! :2mo5pow:

After one too many strawberry daiquiris, Gordon was prone to yelling at the immigrants in his neighborhood.....

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo213/twistedcanuck/angrygnome.jpg

[Twisted Canuck]

The evening had started well enough, just a few gnomes going out for cocktails....but two turned into several, and then slippery shooters, & one thing led to another... Perhaps the evening might have ended differently, but then the waitress made the error of calling one of the fellows 'a cute little dickens.....'

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo213/twistedcanuck/gnome-prank.jpg

[Twisted Canuck]

Treeguys love of good whisky, and his passion for gnomes and music were destined to collide......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zGpj-2No_k

[Rod1960]

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo106/sigp226rfan/motivatora04d4ba7096c94edbd411655a12c06b104cc2b82. jpg


....where the waitresses and mojitos play......

[goober]

Oh my lord!!!!!! I am staying out of this one, but will enjoy frequently checking while it lasts!!!

[BrownBear416]

Oh my lord!!!!!! I am staying out of this one, but will enjoy frequently checking while it lasts!!!

No need to check anymore because its done :sHa_sarcasticlol:

Twisted Canuck is in BIG trouble ...:fighting0030: