Time for "Mama Said"

[Rosco300WM]

Now that we've heard all the words of wisdom that our Fathers have bestowed upon us, now lets hear all the great advice from our Mothers.

Mama always said:

"No matter how long it takes, you will always get caught" :innocent:

and

" You never NEED a drink....you WANT a drink" :happy0180:

[catnthehat]

" I've had enough of this "Mom ,can you help me?" crap!!
Get in here and I'll SHOW you how to fix a flat on your bicycle!":rolleye2:
Another favourite of mine
"You KNOW you can only keep that turtle until your father gets home!"
And of course the all time best, " you pull that stunt one more time with me and you'll WISH your father was at home"!!:sHa_sarcasticlol:
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[huntinstuff]

"RANDALL WILLIAM......!!!!"

Pretty much sums it up.

[whitetalehunter12]

"If you dont have time to do it right you will have time to do it over"

[Ken07AOVette]

"DO NOT EVER LIE TO ME"

Lots of stuff would fly, many things were forgivable, but lying was a cardinal sin.

[borchy]

Life is like a box of chocolates... lol couldnt resist sorry

[unclebuck]

"Make sure that you have clean gotch on, because you never know when you might have to go to hospital!!!!"

"Just wait until your father gets home!!!"

[jungleboy]

#1 " People who don't trust anyone ,usually can't be trusted"

#2 I told you you were gonna get a lickin now go and cut me a stick!!

#3 You will sit there untill you eat every last pea on you plate ( and she meant it and I did )

#4 I am so proud of all my sons :)

She Is truely a great lady!!

Mom didn't ever give us the luxury of waiting till Dad got home , she could take care of business on her own thanks! lol

[whitetailhntr]

If you keep playing with it it's gonna fall off......Funny thing is after these years it's still there.:tongue2:

[Photoplex]

Mama said: "KNOCK YOU OUT!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg)

[deepfried]

All I do is follow you around, picking up after you like some maid

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back

I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out

I hope someday you have children just like you

There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes

Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home

Some day you will thank me for this. SMACK!!!

[savvman]

Stay at the dance Keep your pecker in your pants

[rugatika]

"We used to be able to have nice stuff!"

"CHRISTMAS!!"

"Nice to see you coming, nice to see you going." (said on a Sunday after a weekend back home from University, doing things other than visiting Mom and Dad)

"Everyone always comes up to me and says what nice boys you are."

"Don't take your guns to town son,"...oh wait a minute...that was someone else.

[matathonman]

You're grounded.

[alittlej]

if moma an't happy....nobody is happy....

[guywiththemule]

Shut up when I`m talking. You mark my words. That`s disgraceful. Who do you think you are? and the list goes on and on......:snapoutofit:

[sureshot]

Your an accident looking for a place to happen.
Keep it in your pants.
I love you.


She passed in '95 at the age of 50. Man do I miss her I could talk to her about anything.

[savage7mm]

Dont "mom" me.:snapoutofit:

[Taco]

Verdomme Ik vertelde jullie om te stoppen

[Krista]

"We used to be able to have nice stuff!"

"CHRISTMAS!!"

"Nice to see you coming, nice to see you going." (said on a Sunday after a weekend back home from University, doing things other than visiting Mom and Dad)

"Everyone always comes up to me and says what nice boys you are."

"Don't take your guns to town son,"...oh wait a minute...that was someone else.

you beat me to it...wouldn't have made much sence coming from me anyways..lol

[Donkey Oatey]

Mom always said to Dad "If you think its expensive to keep me try getting rid of me!!!" :argue2:

[Piker]

stay the hell away from that dugout in the pasture cause there is quicksand in the bottom on a 95f day in the summer.

[crawfy]

Just wait till your Dad gets home, still scares the heck out of me.:scared0018:

[greylynx]

"Sxxt or get off the pot."

No wonder I have hemorhoids.

God bless the woman. She passed away a little over a year ago.

[220swifty]

Her spatula usually spoke for her, until I hardened up to it.
Now she nags, I wish she would just go back to the spatula.

[schimmel]

Don't listen to your father he'll only get you in trouble!

[eastcoast]

"RANDALL WILLIAM......!!!!"

Pretty much sums it up.

you know your in trouble if you name gets yelled loudly, and if you whole name gets said loudly you better hide:scared0018:

[whitetalehunter12]

if moma an't happy....nobody is happy....

Yep.

[Redfrog]

After the incident with the twins, she said Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again. Now go to your room and think about what you were doing"

Well duh! what else was I gonna think about.:sHa_shakeshout: And I made sure she didn't ever catch me again.:)

[coorslight]

Is not ilegal til you get caught i would say and mom said dont call me to get your ***** outta jail.

[bowandbuck]

" wait till your father gets home boy "

[Elkaholic6]

You're a ******ing idiot :snapoutofit:

Proved her wrong! :sHa_shakeshout: Well, somewhat.

[Skybuster]

The neatest thing my mom said to me was when I was 17, waiting outside the bar while a friend who looked over 19 (BC Legal age) was buying us a case of beer. My mom comes walking out of the bar with a couple of her lady friends, sees me and walks over just as my buddy comes out with the case. I'm figgerin it's all over - I'm grounded, but she surprises me, she looks at my buddy with the case of beer, and looks at me through the open window, and in a giggly voice she says "Don't tell dad." Then she walks away giggling, and my dad never heard about that one.

Cheers mom.

[dcutter]

"You are in deeeeep, daaaaark trouble little Mister."

[tibetanpet]

I forget the circumstances/shenanigans, but steely eyed she looked at me a strapping young man of 18 years of age or so and said

"Do you want me to beat you to death?" with a noticeable pause between each word.

She meant it, and i have NO doubt that she could have accomplished the task.

[Arn?Narn.]

"you can do better"

[Arn?Narn.]

she also said when talking of girls who were from families that were known for , well...loose manners if I may..

Mom would say, "be assured, what's in the cat is in the kitten"

[Arn?Narn.]

My grandmothers saying, that I still use to this day is...

when playing cards,...'I've got em big as dogs and twice as saucey"

[Spidey]

"If you don't use your brain, you'd better get ready to use your back...."

[darrin6109]

kick him in the balls and run! ( a bully at school)

[Tracker34]

"RANDALL WILLIAM......!!!!"

Pretty much sums it up.

Similar here. When I heard "TIMMY ORAN!!!!!!". my feet hit the ground running. Little did I realize at the time, I had to go in the house some time.