Are you a Liberal, a Conservative, or an Albertan?

[u_cant_rope_the_wind]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



Liberal’s Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!

Conservative’s Answer:

BANG!

Albertan’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[Lonnie]

that should read are you a Canadian or a bleeding hart politician that wants that extra vote.

[fishnut9]

Or an edmontonian. Pulls out bigger knife. Stab stab

[Hun-Ter]

:)
Those liberals would never carry a .45 Kimber, they would be rather dead - which is fine for me.

Hunter

[Fisherpeak]

I`m a B.C Conservative..............one shot,one kill.I don`t like to waste bullets or meat.

[Okotokian]

I enjoy this thread... every month it's posted....

[roadkill]

Does it mark me as the cliché borderline Euro-trash Montréaler that I'd prefer a 9mm? Preferably in a CZ 75B?

[220swifty]

Does it mark me as the cliché borderline Euro-trash Montréaler that I'd prefer a 9mm? Preferably in a CZ 75B?

No, this would though.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modele_1935

[Mayhem42]

I dont know kimber makes a nice pistol, but me and my daughter really like the para-ordnance, and the boy is still hung up on his 460 S&W, they havent dropped yet, hahaha

[roadkill]

No, this would though.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modele_1935


Wow.

Uh... kinda looks like a low-rent 1911, doesn't it?

[dumoulin]

This reminds me of a story when my daughter was three and a half.
We were watching Bambi together. The scene where the hunter shot Bambi's mother came on. She looked puzzled and then really concerned. Then she asked me: " Papa, why didn't the hunt shoot Bambi too, was his scope off ?" Made me cry...True story.

I think she will be voting Albertan allllllll the way.

[grinr]

This reminds me of a story when my daughter was three and a half.
We were watching Bambi together. The scene where the hunter shot Bambi's mother came on. She looked puzzled and then really concerned. Then she asked me: " Papa, why didn't the hunt shoot Bambi too, was his scope off ?" Made me cry...True story.

I think she will be voting Albertan allllllll the way.

LMAO,that's priceless.:)

[gunslinger]

This reminds me of a story when my daughter was three and a half.
We were watching Bambi together. The scene where the hunter shot Bambi's mother came on. She looked puzzled and then really concerned. Then she asked me: " Papa, why didn't the hunt shoot Bambi too, was his scope off ?" Made me cry...True story.

I think she will be voting Albertan allllllll the way.

lol that is awsome, the things kids say eh.