I hear Calgary is getting a new City Zoo !

[Reeves1]

They are going to put a fence around it :sHa_sarcasticlol:

[greylynx]

Please forgive me if I am not correct.

That would be a zoo for four legged animals. Right?

Not a new jail? .......well remember what Ralph said.

[Albertadiver]

Probably a good idea. Us crazies are best kept in one place...

[Dennis780]

whats the best thing to come out of Calgary?

Hwy 2 North.

Hahahaha, juuuuust kidding.

[Donkey Oatey]

Do you know why Red Deer is so windy?

Cause Calgary blows and Edmonton sucks! :sHa_shakeshout:

[Grizzly Adams]

Do you know why Red Deer is so windy?

Cause Calgary blows and Edmonton sucks! :sHa_shakeshout:

Good one. I thought this was someone confusing today with April Fools day.:lol:

Grizz

[7rem mag]

whats the best thing to come out of Calgary?

Hwy 2 North.

Hahahaha, juuuuust kidding.

Let me guess, you're the guy that read the sign coming into Calgary that said, "Calgary left" and so you returned to Edmonton?:sHa_sarcasticlol:

All in good fun!:)

[greylynx]

Equally applied to either city.

What is the best way to view the Calgary skyline?

Through the rear view mirror.

What do you call a pretty girl in Edmonton?

Tourist.


Why do the seagulls fly over Red Deer upside down?

Nothing worth pooping on.

[catnthehat]

I've always said that Edmonton's Calgary trail leads to god's country!!
Of course, Edmonton is not hell if you think that is what I mean - HELL is 300 miles NORTH of Edmonton and I'm still serving time in it!:sHa_sarcasticlol:
Cat

[Grizzly Adams]

I've always said that Edmonton's Calgary trail leads to god's country!!
Of course, Edmonton is not hell if you think that is what I mean - HELL is 300 miles NORTH of Edmonton and I'm still serving time in it!:sHa_sarcasticlol:
Cat

Yeah, but they pay you well for it.:lol:

Grizz