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Tourists engaging with wild animals isn't limited to North America. :sign0176:
https://imgur.com/gallery/TcKqmeb |
Anyone else remember this?
Alec Baldwin was a young teenager when he learned firearm safety from watching TV shows. :sHa_sarcasticlol:
https://imgur.com/gallery/H4ZnSYl |
He's not from around here.
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3 short gifs
How to pick up a lynx: https://imgur.com/gallery/9ecTPO0
How not to seat a tire on a rim (volume warning): https://imgur.com/gallery/devAIx3 Whenever someone says that utility line work is dangerous and difficult, show them this: https://imgur.com/gallery/FFL8mkY |
In the year 2024, the Lord came to Noah, who was now living in Canada and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. "Noah!," He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed." "I needed a Building Permit. I've been arguing with the Boat Inspector about the need for a sprinkler system." "My homeowners association claim that I've violated the Neighborhood by-laws by building the Ark in my back yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the local Planning Committee for a decision." "Then the City Council and the Electricity Company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear none of it." "Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!" "When I started gathering the animals, PETA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space." "Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on Your proposed flood." "I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew." "The Immigration Dept. Is checking the visa status of most of the people who want to work. The labor unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only union workers with ark-building experience." "To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species." "So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this ark." Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?" "No," said the Lord. "The Government beat me to it." |
close call
Well, truck's empty, guess I can call it a day. :sHa_sarcasticlol:
https://imgur.com/gallery/K5hzaXQ |
Don't do this
When water pools on the tarp you set up to keep an area dry, get rid of it quickly with this simple trick. :sHa_sarcasticlol:
https://imgur.com/gallery/L93Qt6C |
Safety warning re: heated lunch box
Heating canned food in the sealed can is dangerous, and potentially incredibly painful.
https://imgur.com/gallery/iOgo3zb |
Mostly trucks
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Don't do this
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You can't unsee this
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Curious,
Was the thread by the “first time poster” peddling hunting shacks removed? Saw it a day or so ago, but seems it’s gone. TBark |
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Financial terms
Remember DINK and HENRY? Those financial terms are passé, here are the modern versions.
https://imgur.com/gallery/AYJ62bP |
Centaurs can’t drive cars. They must have public transit in order to commute if they don’t have time to gallop.
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Meanwhile, in Australia
After seeing this, putting up with a few ants doesn't seem so bad.
https://imgur.com/gallery/KmJ9XVa |
MMA vs Kickboxer
Reach isn't everyhting, Merab should have stood his ground. :evilgrin:
https://imgur.com/gallery/lZdvfYL |
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Last words
"Watch me break the world record.” “That’s not a shark.” “My wife will never find out.” “What duck?” “I folded my own parachute.” “I know a shortcut.” “What a cute little bear cub! I’m gonna go and cuddle it!” “Its real easy to catch a rattlesnake”. “I wanna see how fast this thing can go”. “Nothing to worry about. Those creaking and crackling sounds are perfectly norm…... - Stockton Rush too big to fail unsinkable |
Movie quotes:
“If God had not meant them to be sheared, He would not have made them sheep!” - ‘Culvera’ “We’ll find the fly tomorrow. I KNOW we will!” - ‘Helene Delambre’ “…….and we who walk here, walk alone.” - ‘Eleanor Lance’ “How do you kill mud?” - ‘Dr. Adam Royston’ Moe: “Visibility, zero”. Curly Joe: “Yeah. And we can’t see nuthin either.” “The spook spoke!” - 'Larry “It’s a pity you didn’t know, when you started your game of murder, that I was playing too.” - ‘Fredrick Loren’ “I’m Spartacus!” - Various “There's such an army of gods these days that we can always find room for another.” - ‘Marcus Vicinicus’ “In his eagerness to save you, your god has also saved the Roman fleet. – ‘Arrius’ M |
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Learn from Jay
Jay shows you how to survive an ambush while taking minimal damage.
PPE requirement: dark sunglasses :cool: https://imgur.com/gallery/i-see-you-QeIRn6R |
the budget will balance itself
How long before we see these denominations in Canuckistan?
https://imgur.com/gallery/bank-of-zimbabwe-6jMzHIZ |
Motorcycle season is almost here!
Learn from the mistakes of others. :budo:
Share with your friends and loved ones who ride. https://imgur.com/gallery/getting-br...t-idea-WXV8qbk |
How to use a small residential planer to finish a timber beam. Without assistance.
It looks like a Makita 12" thickness planer. https://imgur.com/gallery/herramient...nteria-m83Avru |
Mercedes G 580 making a 180 turn, in place.
I've been in situations where this would have been useful. https://imgur.com/gallery/performing...-g-580-1iKFUxD |
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