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rugatika 01-08-2008 09:40 PM

New Global Disaster discovered
Did you miss out on Global Warming? Here's a new global disaster you can get in on the ground floor. Continental Drift is caused by man and we need people to help stop it! Act now!

TheClash 01-08-2008 10:06 PM

have often wondered if we got everyone on the continent to run and jump in one direction really when you are trying to move a big piece of carpet....i wonder if we could move the plate?? haha

Bushrat 01-09-2008 07:38 AM

Actually the earth is pregnant. Continental drift is a politically correct scientific term for stretch marks. When gestation is finished the earth is in imminent danger of massive and chronic water loss, the earth will assume a saggy disproportionate appearance and be forever changed. This has been going on for years as NASA has really been going to the moon to get material to artifically inseminate the earth since the 60's. Those were not moon rocks they were collecting.

Grizzly Adams 01-09-2008 08:13 AM

While we're at it, let's not forget the polarity reverse that the earth appears to undergo periodically.:D that could really throw a wrench into things.

Reeves1 01-09-2008 11:03 AM

As long as it shifting south, I'm all for it.
For now I'll just let the diesel run all day :evilgrin:

thumper 01-09-2008 06:59 PM

I don't know about the continental drifting thing, but I've noticed that over the past week - that the days are getting longer.
I think that GLOBAL LIGHTENING is what's really threatening us.....

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