what makes U take a shower or a bath
 

———- I want my wife to hug me so I shower


———- don’t want to go to the hospital with out showering in case they treat me like a homeless man


just sayin

and U

I'd prefer to not have to drag my butt across the rug like a dog.

Lock this now! Nothing good will come from this!

ARG

Homeless hookers.

A shower just feels good. I know when I’ve been in hunting camp for 9 days I really look forward to a shower and shave.

I don’t normally go to Walmart but when I went last week I had to text the wife. Why do most people in Walmart smell like cigarettes or B.O. The guy in front of me smelled like both.

It depends if I sharted or not.

Too much prep work for a bath, tough to get the temperature ‘just right’, floating around in soapy, scummy water doesn’t appeal to me, too much clean-up to keep the tub clean of soap scum. Tough to shampoo your hair. You’ll never catch me in a hot tub full of other people either. The worst is hot pools, hot people soup - full of old infirm people who don’t have much control of their …… never mind. Just a nice, clean, hot shower for me!

Might need to shower in penicillin.

Can't wait for the why do we wipe our bums thread. AO never disappoints.

Ivermectin. I put that ssss on everything!

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Three sheets or four? asking for a friend.

That depends on if you’re wealthy or filthy rich.

if you can afford toilet paper, you're one of those rich people Trudeau is planning on taxing.

I'm starting to realize that at my age, dropping a bar a soap in the shower can be hazardous to my health. May have to consider bathing soon...or soap on a rope...:)

After watching Trudeau or notley on the evening news. Somehow feel violated.

Bah! Wiping is old school. Ya gotta yerself one of these. It's a game changer fer sure.
Sure makes the grass grow.

OT- When I drop the shirt in the 'only been worn a few times' pile and it stands up by itself, it's time fer a shower.

Who wipes anymore?? Bidet's are where it's at! :scared0018:

You're saying it's OK to go #2 in the Bidet? :sHa_shakeshout:

Agreed! We bought a bidet attachment for $70 during the great TP shortage of 2020 and I'm now a convert! :sHa_shakeshout:

The fact that I'm not an animal and hygiene has a direct effect on your health. Its not that deep, shower at the beginning of the day or after any strenuous activity.

Sooner nobody will be able to take a shower with all the water restrictions that will soon take place.

https://calgaryherald.com/news/local...-drought-looms

"what makes U take a shower or a bath"
The wife, she makes me change socks and underwear too.

Now you just need a heated toilet seat. :lol:

Sooner nobody will be able to take a shower with all the water restrictions that will soon take place.

showering in pairs is being recommended, so three would be better. :lol:

Those would be nice in an outhouse.

When I go camping I don’t have a shower. I’ll go in the lake if it’s warm enough. But after a couple days I really want a shower. I like the feeling of being clean.

Not showering = your own private train or bus bench.

You wouldn't care for a 2 week pack trip in the mountains much. That may affect your health!

I think the OP was waiting for illustrated pics on where to start first up or down:sHa_sarcasticlol:

And you guys wonder why members don’t come here :thinking-006: