You Know You're Getting Old..When
 

This morning about 8:30 I was watching the brier, slice up an apple, popped the first piece in my mouth ......... no teeth in :sign0161: every day is an adventure

You know you are getting old when you wake up injured from something you did in your sleep.

You know you're getting old when... when... what were we talking about?

ARG

… you figure you can reply to such a thread.

You know you are getting old.....when people put their hand on your forearm, their eyes get really wide, and they say "Can I help you?"

You know you are getting old when you see a gorgeous 25 women and the first thing that pops into your mind is.....................wonder what her mom looks like.

You know you're getting old when you and your teeth don't sleep together!

BW

When snap, crackle and pop was heard in a commercial for rice crispies Now it's your bones when you're bones when you're getting out of bed.

When you drop a $20 bill on the floor on purpose so you have a reason to bend down and tie your shoelace.

when you're in the bedroom with a beautiful woman and both of you are naked and you can't remember why.

You know you're old when you pack more medication than clothes for a weekend at the lake.

Ya gotta be careful of your nutsac when you sit down

Fuel economy is a factor in car buying

Your pharmacist knows you by first name

or so I'm told

You know your old when 300 magnum means Winchester .

HAHAHA ^^^^^^^^^^ Gave myself a black eye last month :sign0176:

Dodger.

You know you're getting old when, did I tell you that ? :lol:

You know your old when you have dry dream and wet farts

Do you know your old when you go to a restaurant and the waitress offers you super sex and you say “what kind of soup?”

When you bend over to tie your shoes and look around for anything else you can do since you're down there anyway.

And you discover the shoes are already tied.


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Your farts get you to wondering how itchy it’s gonna be when it dries………:sick:

This could be me
 

Recently retired, wife too.
We enjoy the freedom of just jumping in the car and heading out.
But at times we forget just where we’re going.

TBark

You know you're getting old if you wake up and can't find any wood. :thinking-006:

I am a fan of slip-ons right now, but velcro is wooing me. :sHa_sarcasticlol:

As long as you remember the way home, you're safe. :lol:

When it is 0430hrs. and you are reading an old person thread on AO...:)

Yes I hear you, old habits are hard to break, many years of getting up at 4:00 AM for work, now that's pee time and I can't go back to sleep

You know when you’re getting old,that you can’t find the tool that you used 10 minutes ago.

And when you do you can't remember what you needed it for.

For me, I know I'm getting older because I now drive near or at the speed limit and under the speed limit after dark or in the rain.

You know your old when words have changed meaning. Example tranny used to mean transmission.

When you wre intending to go to one town to shop, thought about going to the other, and find yourself 10 miles up the road towards the town you thought about going to, but don't remember making that choice at the intersection.