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sns2 06-26-2019 09:49 PM

The dog brought home a rabbit... lol
 
So I just got back home from work.
My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth[emoji15]. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits[emoji848]. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits[emoji2356]. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS [emoji32]. I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I [emoji2088]ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming[emoji15]. so I go out and ask them what's wrong? [emoji2958]
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.[emoji37]

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vcmm 06-26-2019 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sns2 (Post 3994185)
So I just got back home from work.
My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth[emoji15]. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits[emoji848]. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits[emoji2356]. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS [emoji32]. I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I [emoji2088]ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming[emoji15]. so I go out and ask them what's wrong? [emoji2958]
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.[emoji37]

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LMFAO:sHa_shakeshout::sHa_shakeshout:

alacringa 06-26-2019 10:09 PM

ROFL. That's hilarious.

elkhunter11 06-26-2019 10:11 PM

Too funny.:)

45/70/500 06-26-2019 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sns2 (Post 3994185)
So I just got back home from work.
My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth[emoji15]. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits[emoji848]. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits[emoji2356]. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS [emoji32]. I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I [emoji2088]ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming[emoji15]. so I go out and ask them what's wrong? [emoji2958]
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.[emoji37]

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i was telling my wife about that video but could not remember the comedian/ actor that claimed that as his story can you tell me who it was that told that story ?

Pixel Shooter 06-26-2019 10:41 PM

Oh my god I’m still laughing :sHa_sarcasticlol:

chris762 06-26-2019 11:31 PM

Thanks for a great laugh!!

Talking moose 06-26-2019 11:38 PM

Bahahaha that’s a gooder!

Weedy1 06-27-2019 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 45/70/500 (Post 3994218)
i was telling my wife about that video but could not remember the comedian/ actor that claimed that as his story can you tell me who it was that told that story ?

See sightings here: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-hare-dryer/

ReconWilly 06-27-2019 06:21 AM

Zombie rabbit ground zero!!

Hilarious!!!

2 Tollers 06-27-2019 06:48 AM

Thanks for the morning laugh. Stress followed by a belly hugger.

Bigwoodsman 06-27-2019 10:19 AM

That is the funniest thing I've read this year on AO.

And your Subaru test drive was pretty darn funny as well!

BW

Rancid Crabtree 06-27-2019 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 45/70/500 (Post 3994218)
i was telling my wife about that video but could not remember the comedian/ actor that claimed that as his story can you tell me who it was that told that story ?

Baxter Black tells it best. I'm not sure if he wrote it.

Howard Hutchinson 06-27-2019 10:35 AM

Funny as all get out. Pet Cemetery comes to mind.

They must have really been freaked out.

Zip-in-Z 06-27-2019 01:43 PM

Great story .... made me smile.

D.

Ken07AOVette 06-27-2019 03:50 PM

always loved that one lol

Okotok 06-27-2019 04:26 PM

First time I saw that story was in a Readers Digest "Life's Like that" many years ago. I still tell it every once in a while! I remember it as the neighbor saying "Our rabbit died three days ago and we buried it. Some weirdo dug it up and put it back in it's hutch!"

Sundancefisher 06-27-2019 04:57 PM

Seriously?
 
Still laughing.

Congrats

Good one.

ETOWNCANUCK 06-27-2019 08:18 PM

Damn that’s good.:sHa_shakeshout:

bushnell 06-27-2019 09:13 PM

thanks for the chuckle

CanadianPsycho 06-27-2019 09:41 PM

Demon Rabbit!!

isn't that a gag on the dickie robert's movie? the david spade movie??

ssyd 06-27-2019 10:19 PM

You got me lol I thought that was a serious story hadn't heard that one before. Just the right amounts of BS and story telling :happy0180:


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