Waste not want not; and other favorite quotes from your parents
 

you start, put up your favorite quotes.

(The grand parent ones are the best )

Close the door, you weren’t born in a barn!

BW

Marry in haste and repent at leisure!

I had no shoes and complained until I met a man with no feet.


???? to a twelve year old wanting new Adidas

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but don’t wipe your friends on the carpet

Dad sayings
 

Everybody gets 24 hours in the day.

If you can’t buy it with cash, you don’t deserve it.

'YOU wanted it, YOU eat it'

Liver. Just once. One half bite and I was full.

Wife's Dad's favorite;

'I'm gonna kick your ass so far between your shoulders you're gonna have to part your hair to take a chit'

Don't write checks your body can't cash.

It's hard to soar with the eagles; when you work with a bunch of turkeys.

He couldn’t find his arse using a map, mirror, and written directions.


One of my dads favourites.

“Boy...... you’re cruisin for a bruisin!!!!”

He don't know if his azz was punched, bored or drilled.
Had to walk to school up hill both ways in a snow storm against the wind. So stop complaining the bus isn't on time :snapoutofit:
Good thread :sHa_shakeshout:

you don't get the something for the nothing
You want the something then you have to work for it

From my lady: Children should be seen and not heard,
Useless as teats on a boar.

We the willing
Led by the unknowing
Are doing the impossible
For the ungrateful
We have done it for so long
With so little
That we are now qualified
To do anything
With Nothing

My Dad

I like to go swimmin with bow legged women and dive between their legs

What about the ones the kids came up with???
Cuzz if

Great Grampa (passed down by my mom)

Your up and down like a fart on a curtain pole.

Your eyes are redder than than two eagles arses in a power dive.

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You wait till your father get's home !!

Never answer this question with a why? Still have the scar from her backhand, wedding rings hurt!

BW

My favourite is “wrong information is worse than none at all”

That one makes for some good laughs if someone in the family makes a mistake. [emoji23]


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"If you turn them upside down they all look like sisters."

DAD: Do you NEED it or just WANT it :)

One from my Uncle, "poor people can't afford cheap stuff". It took a few years for me to get that.

Useful as a saddle on a sow.
If you want sympathy its between Sh_t and syphilis in the dictionary.

“The chit apple doesn’t fall far from the chit tree” Oh... Wait... That was Mr. Jim Lahey! :sHa_shakeshout:

My dad always said “what’s wrong you can’t sit still you’re like a fart in a shoebox. “

Why don't you go outside and play!!! My Ma 1960:
Two more siblings born two years later :thinking-006:
Gonna wash your mouth out with soap. Ma again: Pretty cool blowing bubbles out the butt hole and I never had a dirty mouth again till I got to high school