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Old 09-29-2013, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by "No Choke"Lord Walsingham View Post
There was an old-timer Coybow who came to believe that gunpowder would make a most excellent curative measure and be very good for heatlh and longevity as well as a blessing from the Lord and great to ensure prime virility. He truly believed eating gunpowder would ensure a man would make a big mark on the world. As such, at breakfast each mourning he'd take a pinch of gunpowder with his cereal.

This Gentleman lived for many, many moons and passed way gracefully, full of years. He left behind a strong legacy propogated by his 11 children (all born of his Wife, his one true love)... He also left a VERY big hole on the crematorium wall!

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