You laugh but I know you're just desperately grasping at straws. The majority of thieves aren't hardened criminals like in the movies. Most thefts are thefts of opportunity so simply being vigilant, removing valuables from plain sight and having a neighbor come by when they see an unknown vehicle is enough to deter most thefts.
Notice I said most. Of course there are some thieves doing targeted attacks.
If you are so pumped up on being a vigilante why not go out and fist fight em. Or maybe tie your wife's bathrobe around your neck for a cape and grab a golf club and go save the world.
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