Little Johnny gets sent home from school for swearing, using the "C" word. Once he gets home, his mother starts to lecture him about minding his language. Shes says to him "You just wait until your father gets home young man! He's going to be very angry with you for swearing at school. That wasn't clever, was it?" Little Johnny starts nervously fidgeting and replies "No, it was **** (insert nasty C word here)."
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