What's a definition of "Oh, s#it!"
A jumbo jet full of lawyers that crashed into a mountain - with one survivor.
There was a terrorist that hijacked a jumbo jet full of lawyers. He threatened to release one every hour until his demands were met.
What became of the woman who backed into a plane propeller?
Disasster!
Why didn't the blonde go to the airport?
She saw a sign that said AIRPORT LEFT, so she turned around and went home.
There was a huge explosion at the paint factory. The townsfolk thought all the workers were killed, but they all came through with flying colors.
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