Dear Rusty,
As I'm sure you're aware, Namibia (not Nabibia) is of strong German descent politically. And, as I also sure you're aware, the Germans once controlled all of Scotland when it was nothing more than a primitive wasteland inhabited by vicious Picts. Therefore, it is actually the Germans who founded the great scotch distilleries (and drunkeness) in Scotland. Namibia is known world wide for it's great Scotches. As a scotch drinker of some merit, you should appreciate the significance of my offer. However, your English ancestory has surfaced only to illustrate the inherent weakness of your clodish bloodlines. Therefore, I urge you to reevaluate your absurd conclusion regarding the distilation process of my kidneys. OR ELSE!!!!
Prince Heybobaloobob
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