A married woman was in bed with a man when her husband came home unexpectedly. The guy jumps off the bed and runs into the closet. He nearly passes out when he feels a tap on his knee.
“Hey, Mister,” a small voice says
The guy looks down and sees a little boy who had been hiding in the closet. “Shhh.”
“It’s dark in here, I want to get out.”
“I’ll give you ten dollars to stay for a while longer.”
The kid shakes his head and says, “No.”
“Twenty dollars? thirty dollars?”
The kid finally agrees to stay in the closet for fifty dollars.
Later that day the father takes the kid out shopping. The kid saw a bicycle and said he wanted it.
“That cost’s Fifty bucks.” the father says. The kid pulls out his fifty bucks. The father was astounded, then demanded to know where the kid got the money. The boy wouldn’t tell him, so the father drives him to the church and tells him to go to confession and tell the priest where he got the money.
The kid goes into the confessional and closes the door.
The priest slide’s back the panel and said, “Tell me your sins, my son.”
The boy says, “I don’t want to, it’s dark in here.”
“Oh no, not you again.” says the priest
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