Two men were lifelong friends and made a pact that the first one to die would come back and tell the other what heaven is like.
A year later John passed away and Gerry waited and waited for his friend to send some kind of message or sign. Six months later Gerry was laying in bed and heard a voice. He asked, " John ..is that you?"
The voice said "Yes."
Gerry asked, "So tell me what is the other side like?"
The voice said, "It's wonderful. Every day when I get up I chase females and make out. Then after lunch I chase more females and make out. Then after supper I chase females and make out until bedtime and then do it all over again daily.
Gerry was astounded. He said, " Wow. Heaven sounds great. I can't wait to die."
The voice replies," Heaven? Hell no, I came back as a jackrabbit in southern Alberta."
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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