An old lady was complaining to her doctor that she was constantly forced to pass gas. "Fortunately, it doesn't smell bad and no one can hear me. In fact, believe it or not, I passed some just a moment ago." "I think I know your problem," the doctor said, handing her a bottle of pills. "Take one of these daily and come back in two weeks." When the woman returned the following week, she was quite disturbed. "I just don't understand, Doctor. I still have as much gas as ever," she complained, "and now it's beginning to smell bad." "Good!" the doctor exclaimed, "that means your sinuses have cleared. Next, we'll go to work on your hearing.”
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