A guy has been working in the north woods for about eight months,
he goes to the nearest town and to the only bar in town.
He say’s to the bartender, “Man, I’m horny, any women in this town?”
The bartender say’s, “No, but there’s Chinaman Charlie.”
The guy say’s ”No way, I don’t go for that crap.” and leaves town.
He’s back in about six months and say’s to the bartender, “Any women in this town yet?”
“No, but there’s still Chinaman Charlie.”
“I told you I don’t go for that crap.” and he leaves again.
He’s back again in three months. “Any women in this town yet?”
“No, but there’s still Chinaman Charlie.”
The guy thinks about it and say’s, OK, but only the three of us will know about
this, Right?”
The bartender say’s “Well actually five people have to know.”
“Five? What do you mean, five?”
“Well there’s you and me and Chinaman Charlie and the two guys that Chinaman
Charlie, cause he don’t go for that crap either.”
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