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Old 05-23-2012, 12:13 PM
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My dad told me that if I was ever attacked by a bear, I should simply throw fresh shyt in it's face. He said I should not worry about where to get it. If I was attacked by a bear, all I needed to do was reach around and it would be there.

This guy was already sitting down! I guess he didn't get the memo.
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