A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. Bartender walks over and says "Heeyyy, we make a drink here named after you." Grasshopper looks puzzled and says "Murray?"
A seal walks into a club....
Two peanuts walk into a dark alley late at night. One was a salted.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs flying over the fence? Homer.
How does a Mexican know when it's lunchtime? His arse stops burning.
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