A man and his wife decided to do a little kayak fishing in Alaska. Unfortunately, his wife fell overboard and he was unable to save her. Two days later, an officer shows up at his door. "Sir, I'm here with some very bad news about your wife and some good news too". The man says, "well tell me the bad news first". The officer says "we found your wife's body this morning. When we pulled her out, she had six large king crabs and 8 snow crabs holding on to her and we only feel it's fair that you get a share of the catch". The man says "Omigod! what's the good news?!". The officer says "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!".
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