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I will always remember my Grandfather's favourite saying. He is hard on other fishermen, and wouldn't miss an opportunity to verbally berate one of his friend's abilities.

In discussing a friend of his, he cup his hand over his mouth toward me (even if we were the only two in the room) and he would say "That guy could #$%@ up falling out of a boat."

Then he would laugh as hard as if he had invented the fart joke!