One day Jimmie Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new F-350. Bubba pulled up with a big grin.
Jimmie Joe said, "Hey Bubba, where'd ya get the new truck?!?"
Bubba said, still grinning, "Bobbi Sue gave it to me."
"GAVE it to ya? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?!?"
Bubba said, " Well let me tell ya what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6 in the middle of nowhere in her new F-350. Bobbi Sue pulled off the road and headed into the woods. She parked, got out, and stripped off all her clothes and stood there butt naked and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want!'
So I took the truck."
Jimmie Joe said, " Bubba, you're one smart man! Them clothes would never a fit ya!"
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