A blonde goes to a shoe store one day and sees a beautiful pair of alligator shoes, she absolutely loves them! But they're $400. After hagling for a while, the clerk finally says no! The price is $400, the best I can do is $350, if that's not good enough then you don't get the shoes. So the blonde gets all huffy and says "well then I'll just get my own alligator shoes!" The clerk say go ahead, help yourself! So 5:00 the clerk leaves the store, and as he's crossing the bridge to get home he sees the same blonde standing waste deep in the river and there's a large alligator swimming directly toward her! He stops his car and jumps out to warn her, when suddenly the blonde pulls a shotgun up from under the water and shoots the gator, she then grabs it by the tail and drags it onto the bank, where there are several other gators laying belly up to the sun, she rolls the new gator over, puts her hands on her hips and yells DAMMIT!!! this one is barefoot too!
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