A philosophy professor was standing on the podium in front of his class in the lecture hall.
He took his chair and put it on the floor in front of the podium, pointed to it and said, "Now prove to me that this chair exists!"
A voice from the back yelled, "What chair?"
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A biology professor was giving his lecture about human biology.
He stated that human semen was made up mostly of sugars.
A young blonde student stood up and asked, "If semen is mostly sugars, why does it taste salty?"
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