How about 'Speed of Light' Trucking, but you could shorten it to S.O.L Trucking....that way, if you are late on a delivery, you could say it stands for 'S**t Out of Luck' Trucking.... 
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Last edited by Twisted Canuck; 03-31-2011 at 08:35 AM.
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