A man and his grizzly bear are enjoying a nice round of golf one day, when the course marshal rolls up on them.
"Sir, is that a....grizzly bear!?" he asks
"Why yes, this is my pet, Grizz"
"Sir, you can't bring your grizzly bear onto the golf course!!"
"He plays though, and he's actually pretty good!"
"Bulls**t", the marshal replies.
"No, really, he plays golf really good!!"
"Okay, I want to see him tee off. If I'm impressed, he can stay."
The Grizz lines up, waggles his club a little, winds up, and smashes the ball. Pipes it, 550 yards, bounces twice, and stops 6" from the cup. The marshal is astonished. The marshal shakes the man's hand "I've seen enough!! Your bear is welcome here anytime!!" He gets back in his cart and drives off.
An onlooker approaches the man and says "That was incredible!!! If you don't mind, what's your bear's short game like?"
"Oh, about the same...500...550 yards"
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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