Before surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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I made a huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight...
I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers to retain body heat.
That means...
The oily bird gets the warm.
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To measure the quality of puns, you must use a sighsmograph.
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“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” - Thomas Sowell
“We seem to be getting closer and closer to a situation where nobody is responsible for what they did but we are all responsible for what somebody else did.”- Thomas Sowell
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