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Originally Posted by deanmc
You would be just as well to stand at the top of a tall cliff, with the wind in your face, and toss $50.00 bills into the air.
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It's a dream of mine.
So in your example I'm getting my money right back!!???!!!
Actually.....I lied.....my dream is that I'm tossing weaselly, corrupt and stupid politicians off the cliff with a rope tied to them. Their fall is arrested, and they think that whatever the rope is tied to, has saved them, but sudden it starts slowy dragging their ton of photo radar equipment, which is tied onto the other end, towards the edge.
[Cut final scene as the equipment crashes into their shocked despaired faces, while they scream "Nooooooooooooo" on the rocks below. Big explosion. Ball of fire. Quips:"Now THAT'S a speed trap!" Gets into his supercharged mustang, revs, spins tires, showering dirt over edge on to the crispy remains below. Quips: "Ashes to Adzes, Dust to Dirtbags!"]
How's that for a simile.